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The Big Bite

Our weekly selection of stories from our archives that reflect what’s going on now.

  • The Trash-Talking, Butt-Kicking, Ball-Hogging, Love-Song Triumph of the Bad Chuck - May | Esquire
    Sports May 1993

    The Trash-Talking, Butt-Kicking, Ball-Hogging, Love-Song Triumph of the Bad Chuck

    In a loud and transcendent season, Charles Barkley has taken basketball to a new level, where it’s great to be good but even better to be bad

    By Mark Jacobson
  • Is Ditka Nuts? - October | Esquire
    Features October 1999

    Is Ditka Nuts?

    Mike Ditka is a betting man. Whether it’s a round of golf, a hand of cards, or the entire future of the New Orleans Saints. Man, does life at sixty get any better than that?

    By MIKE SAGER
  • YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF - OCTOBER/NOVEMBER | Esquire
    FEATURES OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2020

    YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF

    We could all use a little more wisdom these days. On the occasion of their first-ever collab, a filmed version of the stage show American Utopia, we asked seasoned iconoclasts David Byrne and Spike Lee to tell us how they're getting by—and how we might, too.

    By KEVIN SINTUMUANG
  • Superman Comes to the Supermart - November | Esquire
    ASSEMBLY, 1960 November 1960

    Superman Comes to the Supermart

    The Doings in the City of Angels; The Momentous Differences between the Tweedledeecrats and the Tweedledumeans; the Outlaw’s Mind Appraises the Heroes’ Dilemmas; an Unconventional View of the Conventions

    By NORMAN MAILER
  • Little Big Man - February | Esquire
    SPORTS February 1981

    Little Big Man

    He stands eye-to-eye with an average eighth grader but plies his trade among the giants of sports. He’s called The Mosquito or Bamm Bamm or Charlie Criss, and he’s the smallest player in the NBA

    By RICK TELANDER

Esky Essential

  • The American Man at Age Ten - December | Esquire
    FEATURES December 1992

    The American Man at Age Ten

    Some early conclusions on the future of mankind, which lies in the preadolescent minds of Colin Duffy and his contemporaries, who will be twenty-one in the year 2003. Hopefully, the women of the twenty-first century will be ready for them.

    By SUSAN ORLEAN

Back to School

  • Fact: Five Out of Five Kids Who Kill Love Slayer - February | Esquire
    The Trouble With America February 1992

    Fact: Five Out of Five Kids Who Kill Love Slayer

    Roll over and die, Beethoven

    By MIKE SAGER
  • The Last Secrets of Skull and Bones - September | Esquire
    FEATURES September 1977

    The Last Secrets of Skull and Bones

    An elegy for mumbo jumbo

    By Ron Rosenbaum
  • My Favorite Teacher - March | Esquire
    FEATURES March 2000

    My Favorite Teacher

    Sometimes, role models do bad things. Very bad things. By Robert Kurson
  • The School - June | Esquire
    June 2006

    The School

    On the first day of school in 2004, a Chechen terrorist group struck the Russian town of Beslan. Targeting children, they took more than eleven hundred hostages.

    By C.J. CHIVERS
  • The Bennington Affair - September | Esquire
    A LOOK AT THE FACULTY: 1976 September 1976

    The Bennington Affair

    How a young college president lost her job for all the usual reasons: bad lasagna, moonlighting, insensitivity, sarcasm, not wearing a bra, unthawed Sara Lee banana cake ... and then there was the sex part

    By Nora Ephron

In Cold Blood

  • The Last Face You'll Ever See - August | Esquire
    PROFILES August 1995

    The Last Face You'll Ever See

    It’s a good year to be an executioner in America, with the chance to usher a record number of prisoners into the next world. At work and at play with the men who pull the switch.

    By IVAN SOLOTAROFF
  • The Ballad of Johnny France - October | Esquire
    Features October 1985

    The Ballad of Johnny France

    Listen to the story of the lonesome lawman who went hunting in the mountains for Don and Dan Nichols, and who finally got ’em, right there, by the campfire

    By RICHARD BEN CRAMER
  • Dead Ringers - March | Esquire
    FEATURES March 1976

    Dead Ringers

    A bizarre case of the death of twins

    By Ron Rosenbaum, Susan Edmiston

Who Killed the Kennedys?

  • An Evening with Jackie Kennedy - July | Esquire
    FEATURES July 1962

    An Evening with Jackie Kennedy

    More or less at home in your White House

    By NORMAN MAILER
  • Kennedy Without Tears - June | Esquire
    ARTICLES June 1964

    Kennedy Without Tears

    While it is still possible—before reality fades into myth and the monuments obscure the man— let us make a last effort to see him as he was

    By Tom Wicker
  • Chappaquiddick After the Bridge - February | Esquire
    POLITICS February 1972

    Chappaquiddick After the Bridge

    "Such a tide as moving seems asleep, too full for sound and foam"

    By Ron Rosenbaum
  • Robert Kennedy: The Lost President - August 15,  | Esquire
    POLITICS August 15, 1978

    Robert Kennedy: The Lost President

    Robert Kennedy died on June 6, 1968, at the age of forty-two—a decade ago as I write. He lived through a time of unusual turbulence in American history; and he responded to that turbulence more directly and sensitively than any other political leader of the era.

    By Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.
  • The End of the Line - August | Esquire
    Features August 1991

    The End of the Line

    From Dallas to Los Angeles to Chappaquiddick to Palm Beach, it’s been a tumultuous and tragic ride for a nation and its royal family. Is the incident at the compound just another atrocity of fate? Or do the Kennedys themselves now want the myth to die?

    By ELIZABETH KAYE

Hollywood Babylon

  • Lestat, C'est Moi - March | Esquire
    HOLLYWOOD March 1994

    Lestat, C'est Moi

    The casting of Tom Cruise as the lead in the $50-million movie Interview with the Vampire has set off a classic Hollywood ego brawl. Anne Rice is squalling. David Geffen is fuming. And Neil Jordan is just confused. Meanwhile, the star is left asking: Why does everybody hate me?

    By Jennet Conant
  • Dennis Hopper Saves the Movies - September | Esquire
    HOLLYWOOD September 1970

    Dennis Hopper Saves the Movies

    High in the Andes, the old easy rider makes The Last Movie— which means his latest movie, the one just before his next movie

    By Tom Burke
  • Will the Real Warren Beatty Please Shut Up - August | Esquire
    ARTICLES August 1967

    Will the Real Warren Beatty Please Shut Up

    Yes, he is handsome. Yes, he has lots of girls. Yes, he can act. Nevertheless....

    By Rex Reed
  • The Day of the Day of the Locust - September | Esquire
    HOLLYWOOD September 1974

    The Day of the Day of the Locust

    Futility and failed dreams, with a cast of hundreds, directed by John Schlesinger

    By Tom Burke
  • “Lights . . . Camera . . . Hold It, Hold It. Would Someone Please Reattach Mark’s Member, Please . . . and Action!” - October | Esquire
    Features October 1997

    “Lights . . . Camera . . . Hold It, Hold It. Would Someone Please Reattach Mark’s Member, Please . . . and Action!”

    It’s a movie we saw. It’s a movie you’re going to want to see. It’s a movie that made us want to talk to the director.

    By MIM UDOVITCH

Taster’s Choice

  • Corn - December | Esquire
    GREAT AMERICAN THINGS December 1975

    Corn

    The proof is in the Indian pudding and other recipes

    By Julia Child
  • Coca-Cola - December | Esquire
    GREAT AMERICAN THINGS December 1975

    Coca-Cola

    A lifetime with The Real Thing

    By Jean Stafford
  • FRIED CHICKEN - December | Esquire
    December 1975

    FRIED CHICKEN

    When it comes to fried chicken, let’s not beat around the bush for one second. To know about fried chicken you have to have been weaned and reared on it in the South. Period. The French know absolutely nothing about it, and Julia Child and James Beard very little.

    By Jim Villas
  • STEAK NIGHT - September | Esquire
    THE ESQUIRE ALMANAC OF STEAK September 2008

    STEAK NIGHT

    I grew up barely middle class. Before the divorce, my dad was a depressive salesman, and my mom was a homemaker; afterward, my father lived three thousand miles away, my mother was a receptionist, and we moved in with her parents—a retired railroad laborer and a bakery clerk.

    By SCOTT RAAB
  • What is the Difference Between This Photograph and a Real Frozen TV Dinner? - August | Esquire
    FEATURES August 1970

    What is the Difference Between This Photograph and a Real Frozen TV Dinner?

    A real frozen TV dinner comes with green peas in the upper-right-hand corner. Everybody knows that

    By M.F.K. Fisher

Funny How?

  • THE FATTY SUIT - August | Esquire
    Women We Love August 1998

    THE FATTY SUIT

    My father called me late one recent Sunday evening, excited with the news that my sister Amy was scheduled to appear in a magazine article on interesting New York women under the age of forty “Can you imagine?” he asked. “My God, put a camera in front of that girl and she’ll shine like a diamond! Between the single men and the job opportunities, her phone is going to ring right off the hook!” My father has always placed a great deal of importance on his daughters’ physical beauty.

    By DAVID SEDARIS
  • Funny Faces - June | Esquire
    PICTURED ESSAYS June 1973

    Funny Faces

    Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the funniest face of all?

  • Going Hollywood with the Marx Brothers - September | Esquire
    FEATURES September 1981

    Going Hollywood with the Marx Brothers

    The author was warned that the Marxes “are mercurial, devious, and ungrateful.” Just the thing to help a diffident young writer about to undergo his baptism in the picture business

    By S. J. PERELMAN
  • Mush - June | Esquire
    FEATURES June 1971

    Mush

    Erich Segal and Ron McKuen: they're enough to make you cry

    By Nora Ephron
  • Albert Brooks Knows the Whole, Hellish Truth - September | Esquire
    HOLLYWOOD September 1999

    Albert Brooks Knows the Whole, Hellish Truth

    Saddam Hussein is training kamikaze pilots, and the spicy gumbo looks suspiciously fattening. What, you think that’s funny?

    By Scott Raab

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