User:Phoenix Song

This user is a native speaker of American English.

Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

1337/
IntS !

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

BS

This user can speak Bullshit.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

This user reads webcomics.

LOST	4 8 15 16 23 42

TCR

This user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.

Entertainment is a commodity.
News is a right.^†

This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.

This user's got Movie Sign!

Scrubs

This user needs more bloooooooooooood.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

AC

This user went and hanged themself, and then there were none...

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

Quoth this user, “Nevermore”.

22	This user wants to help Yossarian find Nately's Whore's Kid Sister.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user believes Tolkien's Balrogs have wings.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user is a Marxist of the Harpo variety.

This user thinks everybody would like to be Cary Grant.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is in a
glass case of emotion.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

This user's sister was bitten by a moose!

(-)

This user would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

This user wishes the series had ended with Ocean's Eleven.

PotC

This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user.

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

Star
Wars

This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

RvB

Chupathingy.

RvB

I hate the bands
you like.

rvb

This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

RvB

bow chicka*
*bow wow

RvB

It's a legitimate strategy.

RvB

This doesn't seem physically possible!

This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user believes in the freedom of music.

DCfC

This user loves the band DCfC.

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†

WP:UA

This user does not pray enough. ^†

All this user wants is a Fucking sign. ^†

WP:UA

This user formally recognizes the Tree That Owns Itself. ^†

WP:UA

This userbox intentionally left blank ^†

WP:UA

Okrent's Law

This user believes that the pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

its & it's

This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

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