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Monday, June 26, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You DeVante Swing

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OMG DeVante wha happened?
I used to love Jodeci!
I think we can all agree, Cocaine is a hellava drug
See the rest of the ugly bunch at Crunk and Disorderly

Will Chili's Baby Daddy Be Beheaded?

Image By now I'm sure you're aware that
super producer and TLC member Chili's
baby daddy, Dallas Austin, has been arrested and detained
in a Dubai prison for drug smuggling.
Well, news is starting to surface. The drug he
was smuggling? Cocaine. The penalty for drug trafficking in
an Islamic country? Beheading.
But fear not, they're already saying Dallas only had a
personal-use amount on him and was not trafficking.
Whew!
However, authorities in Dubai are not even admitting he is being held.

It's Just The *itch In Him

Image Damn!
It's just the *itch in Busta that's got him suing
his baby mama for custody of their three children.
That's the word from lesbian Joanne Wood, Busta's former girlfriend.
She says Busta is definatley hurt that she left him
for a woman, after years of them being together and him proposing marriage.
In his suit, Bus claims Joanne has laybo sex in front of his daughters,
uses drugs and is an absente mother.
Hey, what ever happend to that no snitching sh*t, Busta?

Where Kim?

Image Look
Here go Puffy and Z list actress Selma Blair
enjoying a day at the beach
Just one question?
Where is Puff's girlfriend/baby mama Kim Porter?
Check the rest of the pictures at Faded Youth

Kanye Will Leave Yo Ass For A White Girl

Image The New York Post leaves no stone unturned
reporting Kanye "I'm addicted to porno" West
left behind a box of porn after a recent photo shoot
and
since it was all black boys on white girls
you black girls better get your blond weaves together
if you wanna to get with 'Ye.

Monday, June 19, 2006

You Born Insecure No Business Minded Muthafucka!

Image Rudy Ray Moore
the original king of comedy was hospitalized in an
Inglewood CA Intensive Care Unit with an undisclosed illness.
According to AllHipHop.com Moore is doing fine and on the
road to recovery
If you ain't up on Dolemite peep this
Or Aries Spears from Mad TV doing a better Dolemite than Dolemite

Black Men Who Love White Women

Image If you are a black man and you love white tail
stay away from this woman.
She is HIV positive and she is pissed off at the brothas.
She contracted HIV from one of her black lovers and has
been revenge f#cking black boys raw ever since.
She was arrested and convicted for knowingly spreading the virus
but she only got 32 months so be on the look out.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Mother Of All Blind Items

Image BLIND ITEM: This African-American woman was very well respected and known. When her health began to decline, fearing the worse, she discreetly checked into a foreign clinic. She was given alternative medications, which made her drowsy and sleepy. Allegedly, when she was sleeping, heavily under the influence of these drugs. An orderly was going into her hospital room late at night and having sex with her. He taped these encounters. The tape passed among his friends and a few bootleg copies were made. Meanwhile, the medications did not help the patient’s condition, she would die. The public would be surprised because a number of people never realized how sick she actually was. Fast Forward. Our source Ace attended an industry party given by an old school powerbroker (West Coast). A foreign gentleman was in attendance. Ace was nearby when the foreign man told the host about the tape. The host didn’t believe him until the man said he could produce the tape. The man returned to the party an hour later with the tape in hand. They went to a private screening room, Ace included. The tape was viewed. Everybody was disgusted and sickened by the events that had transpired on the tape. The host was so mad; he threw the foreign man out of his party.
(source)

Friday, June 16, 2006

Happy Birthday TuPac, We Miss You

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Black Mafia Family Take Down Jacob The Jeweler

Image Jacob "The Jeweler" Arabo was arrested today
in connection with the Black Mafia Family indictments.
Hip hop heads credit the notorious
Detroit street gang with putting on rapper Young Jeezy.
The Black Mafia family reportedly ran the streets
north, south, east, and west
Jacob is accused of helping The Family
launder more than 270 million dollars in drug money.
They they told all about it in their records
I wonder how they got caught?

The Great Cristal Debate

Image Surely by now you've heard the news
how the managing director for Cristal champagne, in an article
from The Economist , is clearly not amused
with the hip hop community's infatuation
with his brand. "What can we do?" he asks "We can't prevent
people from buying it. I'm sure Dom Perignon or Krug
would be delighted to have their business."
In response Hip Hop CEO Sean "Jay-Z" Carter pulled
the pricey drink from his 40/40 club and is urging all
rappers to stop showcasing the $600 a bottle champagne in their videos
While reading various opinons on the subject this one rang true
Sorry but hip hop culture talking about bitch this, nigga that, drive bys, pimps, and bullshit getto crap and objectifying women creates more racism for the black community than anyone else. If rappers are classy people they sure do a good job of hiding it. I seem to recal several dumbass rappers pouring cristal down hookers panties and on the floor like absolute dumb shits. If that were my brand I would be pissed off too.It is so annoying that people like Jay-z who create ignorance act offended when someone makes a racist statement like this. What has he really done to stop racism? If he wants to be accepted by classy people white,brown,or what have you, he can use the money hes not spending on champagne and use it to build a community center for tolerance. And also he can stop creating shitty racially stereotypical music that does nothing but back up ignorant statements like this Rouzard man makes.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

First Rodney King, Now Hoopz

Image Hoopz got her ass kicked by the cops in Dearborn, MI
Dearborn is about 15 minutes from downtown Detroit
and their city hall has a statue of
famous segregationist Orville Hubbard in front of it
anyway
Cops were called to Hoopz house to investigate a noise complaint.
Hoopz and an officer got into a tussle in her doorway
and fell down her porch.
She says she clung onto him on the way
down pulling him along with her,
when several other cops jumped her.
She got welts on her neck and she's walking on cructches.
Hoopz was arrested and charged with assualting an officer.
Hoopz claims her neighbors are racists who just want to harrass her
by calling the cops on her all the time
the neighbors say Hoopz disrepects the hood with loud music and
screeching tires up and down the street all times the day and night.
watch video

Somebody Get Lil' Darryl

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Breaking News!

Image One of Dem Franchise Boys just got arrested in an Atlanta studio raid.
On Atlanta Fox 5 News they just dropped the bomb.
Po Po was showing off all the weed, guns and money they
pulled from the home studio.
11 lbs of weed
$110,000 in cash
and some guns.
I don't know which one of Dem Boys it was,
but his attorney just said his client is innocent.
Just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Let this be a lesson to all you gangsters who like to go in
the studio and testify about your real life...
the man is listening.

Ick To Old People Sex

ImageGood Lord
Rev Run is having a baby
and not with some young chick either
he's having a baby with his wife Justine and
we'll get to watch every nose swelling minute of it
on this season of Run's House on MTV.
I'm sold
If Run's wife is willing to suffer through a middle aged
high risk pregancy for the sake of ratings,
then dag nabit, I'm gonna watch.

Damn It Anna Mae

Image Ike and Tina 2006
I get an erie feeling looking at this picture
click to enlarge so you can see what I mean
can't wait for the E True Hollywood Story, BET Testimony,
VH1 Behind the Music, One on One with Kathy Hughes...
In three years Janet will be on TV tearfully recounting
what happened to her the night of L.A. Reid's 50th birthday party.