K-Fed's New Job Option

This is just too darn funny not to share. Upon hearing about the Fedster's Super Bowl commercial, the president of Taco freaking Bell dropped him this note:

Dear Mr. Federline,

First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

Twenty bucks says he'll totally do it for the extra 60 minutes of fame.

--Linds

Name That Quote

We all love our gold stars, so whoever correctly guesses who the following quote comes from will officially be our Daily Blabber star of the day.

"My heart is with you sweetheart and so am I. Always was and always will be, to the very end. We are one soul inhabiting two bodies. Two in kind. I feel your love, the pain and your presence as I hope you do mine.

I can't wait for the day to hold you, look in your eyes and reap the joy we sowed with our tears. Until then, know that God is with you, and so am I."

On your marks, get set, go!

--Lindsey

Roseanne's Darlene is Preggers

According to the Enquirer -- by way of Perez -- Roseanne star Sara Gilbert (Darlene) is having a baby with her partner, Allison Adler. This is the second child for the couple -- Allison gave birth to the couple's son -- via a sperm donor -- in 2004.

How cute that they're trading off on the pregnancy thing? I bet tons of ladies would like to do that with their baby daddies. No, honey -- it's your turn to deal with the nine months of swollen ankles, barfing and extra weight.

No word on who Sara's donor is... maybe the little kid who played DJ?

Spin City: Diddy Releases Baby Photos

After chasing Sienna “I Actually Have Sex During My Sex Scenes” Miller across the country for the last two weeks -- and getting caught red-handed going into her hotel in the wee hours of Sunday morning -- Diddy's camp has strategically released photos of the mogul, his longtime girlfriend and their new twin daughters.

Can we say damage control?

Source: NY Daily News

See Pete Shoot Up. See Pete Die?

So the reason Pete Doherty checked into rehab earlier this week -- with his girlfriend Kate Moss by his side (snooze!) -- is because Pete knew that new footage of him shooting up coke was about to hit the ‘net.

Two days after Pete and Kate had their “spiritual wedding” in Thailand on New Year's Day, Petey hooked up with some tourists and went back to their room in a dingy youth hostel to shoot up. The girls -- real sweethearts -- taped the whole incident and sold the footage to The Sun. So you can actually watch the musician sitting on a bed getting his needle on -- over and over. In one shot he is reportedly on the phone with Kate telling her everything was "fine" and that he loved her.

This is just another sad chapter in the ongoing love affair of two of the UK's most popular personalities. But I've written the same stories about him week after week -- arrested! fight! relapse! arrested! fight! relapse! -- that I'm growing tired of it and wonder how these headlines can actually be called "news" anymore when they're daily occurrences.

I may have to retire my Pete and Kate stories for a now. I just can’t stand him now. Apparently Kate can't either. Another report says she's distancing herself from him right now to save her career. I guess the whole "stand by your man" thing isn't as easy when your man is a crackhead.

Video: Pete Shoots Up