· Music round-up: The U.K.'s Mopemaster General, Morrissey, begins the first of three nights at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium; Midnight Movies at Spaceland; Helmet at the Troubadour (again).
· Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, and Paul "Best Week Ever" Scheer form comedy's Human Giant at the UCB Theatre, where they host a variety of comedians and test screen some of the video shorts they'll soon unleash on their MTV show of the same name. Laughs guaranteed under pain of an ass-kicking from Michael Clarke Duncan, the troupe's inspiration.
· The Skirball Center hosts the L.A. premiere of China Blue, a documentary that will make you feel terrible about how many Chinese workers suffered so that you can wear that $200 pair of designer jeans to Area. [flavorpill]