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February 1, 2007

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will be officially divorced in the amount of months they were married

Filed under: Pamela Anderson, Divorce

ImageFormer "Baywatch" actress Pamela Anderson and singer Kid Rock will both be officially single again as of May 28, according to court papers obtained by Access Hollywood. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie S. Steinberg signed a divorce judgment yesterday that also allows Anderson and Kid Rock to each maintain a 50 percent share in a limited liability company they jointly own, but which will be eventually dissolved. Both filed divorce petitions on Nov.27, citing irreconcilable differences as their reasons for seeking a divorce. The 35-year-old singer is identified in both petitions under his real name, Robert Ritchie. The couple married Aug. 3 and separated Nov. 26. They have no minor children.

Access Hollywood (you can view the divorce papers here)

It is amazing it will take longer for them to get divorced than they were married. I really they thought they were going to last…not.

Last Comic Standing gets a new host and judges

Filed under: TV Reality
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NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" is getting a new host, some new judges and a bigger travel budget. The stand-up comedy show, which enters its fifth season in the summer, is taking its search for talented comedians outside the United States for the first time. "Last Comic" talent scouts will travel to London, Montreal and Sydney this season, in addition to holding casting calls in Los Angeles, New York, Minneapolis, San Antonio and Tempe, Ariz. Along with the expanded contestant search, the show is getting a new host in comedian Bill Bellamy and a new set of judges, all of whom are former "Last Comic" finalists. Season three winner Alonzo Bodden and season two finalists Ant and Kathleen Madigan will help pare down the field before the audience weighs in with their votes. Auditions for the coming season of "Last Comic Standing" kick off Monday, Feb. 26 in Los Angeles. Dates and locations are at NBC.com.

Zap2It

I wish they were able to bring back Jay Morh, he was the best host! But at least they got rid of Anthony Clark, he was beyond painful. I love that Alonzo Bodden and Kathlen Madigan are going to be part of the show, but I wish ANT would go away. He just needs to tone it down and maybe I could tolerate him.

Do you think Michael Jackson’s kids look like him?

Filed under: The Jacksons
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Prince Michael I and Paris 
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Prince Michael II 
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TMZ (kids) and Ababca Press (Michael Jackson) 
Prince Michael I and Paris look nothing like him. Prince Michael II has hair color, but that could be a wig because why would a boy have such long hair like that? Excpet for Prince Michael II’s hair the kids actually look normal and happy.

Jennifer Hudson bashes Idol, praises Beyonce

ImageJennifer Hudson has won Golden Globe and SAG awards – and is up for an Oscar – for her role in Dreamgirls – despite what she describes as an abusive experience on American Idol. "On American Idol, you go through this mental thing; you’ve got to get yourself back together. You’ve been abused, misled and brainwashed to believe whatever they want you to think," Hudson, 25, tells the new issue of Essence. "You become a character – I became the girl in the turkey wrapping." (On one episode, she wore an unflattering outfit that earned that label.) "I just knew I had to sing my way out of it. I don’t believe in looking back, and I didn’t look back." Hudson also dismisses rumors that there was tension on the Dreamgirls set between herself and costar Beyoncé Knowles. "We clicked from day one," she says. She says she, Knowles and their fellow Dreamgirl Anika Noni Rose bonded over the fact that they’re all Virgos, and all have a mole in the same spot on the left side of their necks. "It’s amazing to me that God took three different women from three different walks of life and created the Dreamgirls," Hudson says. "We were meant to be together. When you look at us, you see it’s all connected. I’m loving Beyoncé."

People

How long do you think it will take for her to say she was misquoted and that she loved her experience on American Idol. Seriously if she wasn’t on the show she be still be at home doing some lame a$$ job and not be an Award winning actress nominated for an Oscar. 

Which former Idol contestant is jealous of Jennifer Hudson

Filed under: American Idol

ImageCLAY AIKEN made an appearance on "Good Morning America" Thursday to promote UNICEF’s public awareness campaign for Child Survival 2007, and the "American Idol" runner-up also revealed which former contestant gets his vote! "I’m jealous," Clay lightheartedly replied when asked about JENNIFER HUDSON. "There was a point I was considered the most successful ‘Idol’ loser, but now I’m not anymore. I saw the movie [’Dreamgirls’] and she deserves the Academy Award," he added. "Now I’m going to be in second place again." The singing sensation wants to use his fame to help others, and is a dedicated advocate for children’s causes, such as UNICEF’s mission to provide health, education, equality and protection for children across the globe. "We want to get people involved," Clay said of his role with the organization.

Entertainment Tonight 

At least he is honest about it, unlike Fantasia!

Someone stole the big and the little head from the Hannibal Rising set

Filed under: Movies

ImageA rubber penis and fake severed head have been stolen from the set of new horror film ‘Hannibal Rising’. The movie’s director Peter Webber revealed the theft and is convinced the guilty party is planning on selling them. He said: "There’s a character called Dortlich whose head is severed during the course of the movie. It was stolen by someone. There’s also a scene with a body that Hannibal Lecter is working on. It’s a full-size replica human body, including the genitals. Somebody took the genitals - they had to cut them off. So someone somewhere has got a large rubber penis and a rubber head." Webber is going to check internet auction site eBay to see if they turn up.

Bang Showbiz 

Seriously? Why would someone want the cut off the genitals? Sounds like the work of an ex getting their revenge to me!

Jeremy Piven is such a jerk

Filed under: Unadmirable People

ImageJEREMY Piven likes to joke about why he’s 41 and single. "I’d love to have a girlfriend - if I weren’t gay," he tells Playboy’s March issue. "That’s right, I’m gay! I’m gayer than Liberace in 1972." As to why he’s seen as a round-the-clock party boy, Piven adds, "At the moment, I happen to be the mother[bleep]ing pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?"

Page Six (story) and Watch with Kristin (photo)

Can someone please explain his appeal to me? He is not attractive, he has really bad hair plugs and he is a Class A Jerk, so what is there to like about him? I mean what is up with his comments about why he is single, is that funny? Just like John Cusack, I am so over him.

The new safety laws have Indiana Jones and Harrison Ford whipped?

Filed under: Uncategorized

ImageHarrison Ford has threatened to quit the new Indiana Jones movie, unless he gets to use a real whip. The 64-year-old actor, who plays the daredevil archaeologist, was told the weapon would have to be computer generated because of new film safety rules. Harrison branded the rule "ridiculous" and said he would pull out of the film if he couldn’t wield his whip. A source said: "The idea was to take away the risk element the whip carries. "Safety laws have changed since the last film and movie makers have to be much more careful. Now they use computer graphics for any dangerous stuff."

Monsters & Critics 

Can you believe with all the delays for this movie, that a simple thing like a real whip might be the final nail in this movie’s coffin?

Tim Gunn gets a new job.

Filed under: Project Runway

ImageTHIS explains why style maven Tim Gunn has not yet signed on for the new season of "Project Runway" - he’s been lining up a new job. Expect an announcement today from Liz Claiborne Inc. that Gunn, 53, is joining the firm as chief creative officer, The Post’s Adam Buckman has learned. That means Gunn is leaving Parsons The New School for Design, where he’s been chairman of the fashion design department since 2000 (and with Parsons for 23 years). Sources said his new job, set to start in March, will not prevent him from participating in "Runway" season No. 4.

Page Six

I think that until we see the press release from Bravo saying he is back for season 4, we can’t believe he is doing the show.

Woody Allen hires Penelope Cruz

Filed under: Penelope Cruz

ImageFox 411’s Roger Freidman is reporting that Woody Allen announced last night that Penelope Cruz is going to star in his upcoming comedy-drama. Not much is known about the movie except that it is going to film in Barcelona this summer. Woody Allen (can you believe he is still married to Soon-Yi?) will move his family there for the summer.
All I want to know is, are Woody and Penelope going to hire translators to understand each other?


The final Harry Potter books gets a release date

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," the last of seven installments of the boy wizard’s adventures, will be published July 21, author J.K. Rowling said Thursday. Rowling announced the publication date on her Web site. Bloomsbury, her British publisher, said it would publish a children’s hardback edition, an adult hardback, a special gift edition and an audio book on the same day. Scholastic Children’s Books, the U.S. publisher, said it would offer a hardback edition at a suggested retail price of $34.99, a deluxe edition at $65.00 and a reinforced library edition at $39.99. Bloomsbury noted that this year is the 10th anniversary of the publication of the first "Harry Potter" book in the phenomenally successful series. The "Potter" books have sold 325 million copies worldwide and been translated into 64 languages, Bloomsbury said.

ABC News 

Can you believe it has only been 10 years since the first book was released. What an accomplishment to have a book become that big of a classic so fast!

Jon Stewart celebrates Groundhog Day on Noggin’s Jack’s Big Music Show!

Filed under: The N
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It’s a star-studded lineup at Jack’s clubhouse, as Jon Stewart and Cheryl Hines visit musical puppets Jack, Mary and Mel this February on NOGGIN’s original hit series Jack’s Big Music Show. Stewart will play Groundhog News Network reporter Brunk Stinegrouber in “Groundhog Day,” which will premiere as a simulcast on NOGGIN* and Nick Jr. on Friday, February 2 (on Groundhog Day) at 12:00 p.m. (ET/PT). On Saturday, February 10 at 12:00 p.m. (ET/PT), NOGGIN, the commercial-free educational network from Nickelodeon, will debut Hines’ guest-starring role as professional dog stylist Sudsy Bubblestein in “Mel’s Bath Day.” The “Groundhog Day” episode will also feature an original music video collaboration by The Flaming Lips’ Steven Drozd and indie rocker and former Blue’s Clues star Steve Burns, entitled “I Hog The Ground (Groundhog Song).” On Sunday, February 3, the “Jack’s Super Swell Sing-Along” episode will feature a new music video by recording artist Lisa Loeb entitled “Jenny Jenkins.”
 
Jack’s Big Music Show (story) and Peter Thompson/Noggin (photo) 
 
Those are pictures are way too cute. I don’t have any kids, but I want to watch those upcoming episodes! They really have some good names guest starring on the show like Jon Stewart, Cheryl Hines, Lisa Loeb and The Flaming Lips!
BTW if you don’t get Noggin, it is going to be simulcast on Nickelodeon! 

Big Brother back on CBS this summer

Filed under: Big Brother US

Image"Big Brother" will be back for another round of real-people melodrama. CBS has greenlit production on an eighth season of the hit summer sudser, which has become a fixture on the net’s warm-weather sked. After pausing last year for an "all-star" edition featuring past contestants, skein will return to its normal "real" people format this year. Julie Chen is on board to once again host "Big Brother," which first debuted in 2000, weeks after "Survivor" launched. Allison Grodner Prods. will produce, in association with Endemol USA.

Variety

I just wish they would get rid of Julie Chen already 

January 31, 2007

Hot Links!

Filed under: Hot Links
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Why is the City of Boston p!ssed off at the Cartoon Network? - AP
 
Jessica Simpson in bed - Subvert Society
 
Britney Spears braless in Target - Dlisted
 
Who is Elizabeth Taylor dating? - Popbytes
 
Bill Gates walks off the Daily Show - Celebitchy
 
What is Lindsay Lohan craving in rehab? - Ninja Dude
 
Who is AskMen’s most desirable woman? - pop on the pop
 
Patrick Dempsey looking sexy in Details - Celebrity Warship
 
What do Jay Leno and Ashlee Simpson have in common? - Yeeeah!
 
Why did Josh Hartnett and Scar-Jo breakup? - Miz Monica Monroe
 
Who is that flapper girl? - ICYDK
 
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Is it just me or did Salma Hayek get an Ugly Betty haircut?

Filed under: Captioned by me
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ICYDK 
Seriously she got the same bangs and it is about the same length as America Ferrera’s wig on Ugly Betty, don’t you thnk? But ofcourse Salma Hayek still looks gorgeous.














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