The Hollywood Gossip

Bob Saget can’t believe it. At the DVD Release Party for “Farce of the Penguins,” he was confronted by his longtime TV daughter. Both of them.

Having blocked out his years on the G-rated series Full House, the surprisingly foul-mouthed comic was stunned to learn that the adorable Michelle Tanner was actually played by two girls - identical twins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen - and that neither has enjoyed a good meal since they were on the program. Nor do they own mirrors… 

We’re with you, Bob. We’re with you. Seeing the Olsen Twins always delivers a shock to our systems as well. Saget also was overheard wondering aloud why the hell Stavros Niarchos would hit that, and asking where Candace Cameron was.

Ready for this one? Ever the religious flip-flopper, Britney Spears has apparently traded in crucifixes and red strings for the Star of David. Is the Hebrew symbol in homage to her new man, Jewish model-actor Isaac Cohen?

Britney Spears was raised Southern Baptist and wore Christian crosses on a regular basis before Madonna turned her on to Kabbalah - and turned T.H. Gossip on by sticking her tongue down Britney’s throat - in 2003.

The pop singer began studying the mystical offshoot of Judaism and started wearing the religion’s famed red string bracelet designed to ward off the “evil eye.” Then, in May 2006, the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Kevin Federline announced that she was giving up Kabbalah, saying “my baby is my religion.”

Yeah. Such a strong religion, in fact, that until this past week, Britney was seldom (if ever) seen with newborn baby Jayden James Federline.

But she appeared to have found a new faith Monday night when she showed off her new Star of David. When Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen were on their way home from the Chateau Marmont, photographers captured the star on her necklace. See below:

Has Britney gone Jewtastic? Does anyone care? We’ll keep you posted.

When Joe Francis and Howard Stern get together, you should probably put the women and children to bed before turning up the radio.

During their most recent conversation, however, it was Tara Reid who probably wishes she weren’t listening.

Stern asked Francis about the numerous celebrity babes he’s bedded and Reid came in last - and not just in the category of worst boob job, for once. She was also accused of “pretty much” just lying there under the sheets. Ouch.

While the Girls Gone Wild creator didn’t elaborate much on what Lindsay Lohan was like in the sack - apprently we can ask Brody Jenner now, though - he was clear on who was the best … at everything.

It pains us to quote Francis on this, but he said: “[Paris Hilton] is the best … Paris is amazing in bed … better than anyone.”

That’s some high praise. Based on lewd pictures, though, we bet Katie Rees would have something to say about that. And it would be hot.

We call shenanigans on you, Adam Goldstein.

And you too, Amanda Leigh Moore.

The “relationship” between the famous people better known as Mandy Moore and DJ AM is obviously just a publicity stunt. Aside from the fact that they seem totally mismatched, let’s look at the evidence, shall we?

1. Moore conveniently has a new movie - Because I Said So - coming out very soon, and is begging for credibility as a serious actress. Despite being notoriously private about her personal life, she’s suddenly Princess PDA when it comes to our favorite disc jockey. This is a bigger farce than Monday’s episode of The Hills.

In fact, she engaged in a lip lock with AM in full view of hordes of paparazzi at the Sundance Film Festival, where she happens to have another film playing. Shocking. Wilmer Valderrama and Zach Braff roll over in their respective graves.

2. Since breaking up with ex-fiance Nicole Richie (dodged a bullet there, Adam!), DJ AM has openly stated how having a big-name girlfriend (please note that Michelle Trachtenberg doesn’t qualify) helps him get better gigs. Talk about a relationship of convenience!

So don’t be fooled by this charade. Of course, if Mandy Moore wanted to date this writer for publicity, that would be a different story. Call me - (213) FRE-EBRT.

We’d wish him luck with the ladies, but somehow doubt that’s a problem.

In Montreal last night, Justin Timberlake celebrated his 26th birthday on stage - surrounded by friends, fans and a gigantic cake.

During the two-hour performance at Canada’s Bell Centre, fans held up homemade “Happy Birthday” signs and twice spontaneously broke into “Happy Birthday to You” as the rumored boyfriend of Jessica Biel went through his play list.

Not a bad life this guy has.

“You guys are trying to say something to me, but I don’t know what it is, ” cracked a smiling Timberlake. “This is the loudest crowd I’ve had so far.”

Later in the show Timbaland, who worked on Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveSounds album, toasted the birthday boy with a shot of tequila onstage. Somewhere, Cameron Diaz was probably drinking for a very different reason.

After the final song, Timbaland presented his pal with a white frosted oval-shaped birthday cake dappled with decorations and topped with candles.

“For y’all who don’t know, this is my friend,” Timbaland told the crowd. “It’s not about the music. I love this guy.”

For at least one night, so did Scarlet Johansson.

Michael Jackson is loose in America. But we don’t know where.

Incredibly, however, we do know where his children are - and what they look like without their masks on. Brace yourself for the first ever picture of Prince Michael Jackson, hanging out in Las Vegas alone, waiting for siblings Paris and Prince Michael II.

As far as we know, this MJ isn’t actually a prince along the lines of Prince William. But who wouldn’t name both his sons after a position of royalty when given the chance?

The startling image raises three questions:

1. Whatever happened to this child’s mother, Debra Rowe?
2. Who would’ve guessed we’d see Prince Michael Jackson pictures before Jayden James Federline pictures?
3. And who would be scarier to procreate with: the King of Pop or Anna Nicole Smith?

Ponder those and get back to us.

For many readers, it was easy to choose between Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Simpson in this fashion face-off from a couple months ago.

But how will readers vote when it’s one woman against herself?

Such is the dilemma you now face, fans, as Paris Hilton is coming at you in multiple ways. No, one of them isn’t staring straight ahead as a guy has her way with her from behind - we’ve covered that already. Sorry.

Neither is one of them a picture of Paris Hilton nude, as that’s easy enough to come by these days. But here are shots of Paris dressed like the sexy starlet Stavros Niarchos knows and likes - along with Paris dressed like the conservative business woman about whom former Miss USA Susie Castillo would probably gush.

Which look do you prefer?

Hopefully, Reichen Lehmkuhl is too busy beating the living snot out of Perez Hilton to see this picture.

After all, Lehmkuhl’s ex-boyfriend, Lance Bass, with whom he says he remains good friends, is seen here hanging out with Lauren Conrad.

Yes, we realize that Lance Bass, the former *NSync member, is homosexual. But don’t underestimate the power of Conrad to make him change teams.

She may be bad at dating, but Lauren is a hot ticket. Smart, ambitious and cute as hell, it’d be hard for any man out there to resist the alluring star of The Hills.

Brody Jenner sure couldn’t. We know that from Monday’s episode. Of course, we also know he and LC broke up in real life. Several months ago. But that’s neither here nor there.

Point being, don’t be surprised to see a press conference in the coming weeks in which Bass announces he is no longer gay. And that he’s now with Heidi Montag.