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Monday, June 18, 2007

Nicole Richie: The question everyone is asking...

PREGNANT OR NOT?

Personally i have no idea, it looks like famine bloat to me.

Labels: babies, crazy

Monday, June 11, 2007

Lindsay Lohan: This is how celebrities should not be...

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard has written a tell-all book, speaking to News of the World he describes how Lohan:

'ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.

SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties, and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.'

This is like telling people that the sky is blue or that cows go 'moo'.

Having said that we all know I'm going to read that book.

Labels: crazy, the lohan

Aishwarya Rai: This is how celebrities should be...

Oh if all celebrities could be like Aishwarya Rai, just LOOK at her...stunningly beautiful, talented, gracious, dignified, the list just goes on.

You won't catch her stumbling out of a club at 4am or bitching about fellow celebrities...and can I just note that the picture above is a candid photo that is unretouched. She is the true gauge of what a 'star' really is.

In case you didn't notice I'm just a bit in love with her.

Labels: beautiful, fan

Sienna Miller is fashion impaired.

Weasely McWeaselson aka Sienna Miller showed up at a festival a few days ago looking like an instructional example of how not to put clothes together.

For someone whose fame was almost totally the result of being declared a 'fashion icon' it is pretty unacceptable to go out looking like a learning-challenged regional morris dancer.

Labels: ew, fashion

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Megan Fox is too hot to do things

Megan Fox, the 20 year old star of 'Transformers' said that she was too hot to be a waitress, and that diners took advantage of her and groped her. She has now made the classic 'waitress to actress' Hollywood transition.

Come on now, I mean, she is beautiful, but so is everyone in Los Angeles, I'm pretty sure that Gisele Bundchen asked me if I 'wanted fries with that?' at Astroburger the other day.

Labels: hot hot hot

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jodie Marsh is a great role model

Not only does Jodie Marsh dress like this but she is also turning her search for a husband into a reality show.

It's hard to think of someone with more dignity and class than Jodie Marsh, except maybe the homeless lady who writes obscenities on her butt cheeks and then moons passing cars.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Ashlee Simpson does Cosmopolitan.

Ashlee Simpson is featured in the most recent issue of Cosmo and is continuing to morph into a totally different person. I mean there is no denying that she's pretty but she's just so....blah.

She needs to at least dye the hair black again and reclaim some individuality, she is so forgettable looking that I might not even remember to finish th...

Labels: photoshop

Nicole Scherzinger and Talan Torriero are a couple?

WHO? You may well ask. Well Nicole is the lead Pussycat Doll and Talan was on Laguna Beach...They are the weirdest pairing ever, somehow it almost makes me feel ill.

But not as ill as this photo...

*barf*

Labels: ew

Friday, May 11, 2007

Britney Spears defies belief.

Britney Spears decided that it might be a good idea to go out in public looking like someone who was recently released from a mental institution. Disregarding the towel draped around her head that Britney used to cover the sprouting hair under her wig, the entire outfit looks like it was put together by a colour blind 7 year old called Sunbeam.

I love that Britney thought that it was somehow more acceptable to walk around looking like this rather than just let people see that she has hair regrowth. We all know that she's wearing a wig, we all know that hair grows back, but now we also know that Britney Spears has absolutely no sense of style, and quite possibly acute mental problems.

Labels: britney, crazy

Halle Berry: is she or isn't she?

This set of photos of Halle Berry strolling in Beverly Hills have reignited speculation that she may be pregnant by her boyfriend, the male model Gabriel Aubrey.

There is definitely a bump there, and if Halle is pregnant then it may just be the baby to rival Shiloh Jolie-Pitt as the most beautiful baby ever. So we may conclude that if Halle is pregnant we know that the baby will be BERRY BERRY beautiful.

Oh god, sometimes my failed attempts at wordplay make me want to cry.