Monday, November 06, 2006
Do the Trite Thing
Catlebrity is resting, so if you've finished looking at all our old posts, swing on by our NEW FAVORITE BLOG EVER!
I present to you: trite!
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Catlebrity Plays the Hits
Since we’re on, er hiatus, please to enjoy this second batch of Catlebrity’s Greatest Hits. (See more in the sidebar.)
Kittens Living in Nicole's Bikini
Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty
Arrr! Keith Richards!
Paris in the Toilet (Literally)
Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopy
Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat
Paris Sings Show Tunes
K-Fed Takes a Bath
Lost Spinoff: Lost Cat
Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty
Gwyneth ith Pregnant
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Catlebrity is sleeping, again
Catlebrity is sleeping. And Monkeylebrity has escaped. So don't expect new posts for awhile. Enjoy the old ones.
Monday, August 21, 2006
Monkeys on Film: K-Fed Walks Upright, Attempts to Rap
Flashing lights, explosions, and wildly gyrating backup dancers can't disguise the utter suckiness of K-Fed's rapping. Someone needs to throw feces at him!
Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. All this week on Catlebrity: Monkeys!
John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey
Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy.
Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity!
tags: john mark karr, jonbenet, creepy, monkey, pedophile (allegedly)
Friday, August 18, 2006
Kitties on Film: Hey, that's no kitty!
Damn right it isn't. It's guest editor Monkeylebrity, who will be rocking the blog all next week.
I don't know what "rocking the blog" means, actually. I mean, hell, I'm a cat. It's really pretty impressive I can even type, so djh[p[pehskhfs weopiy!!! Anyway, next week: MONKEYS! MONKEYS! MONKEYS!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini
With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there.
(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from Popbytes.)
For more on Nicole, see Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.
For another uberskinny celeb, see Posh Should Nosh.
tags: nicole richie, kittens, anorexia, bikini
Monday, August 14, 2006
Kitties on Film: Basket of Kittens
With color commentary!
