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11.25.2006

2Pac Feat. Ashanti & T.I. - "Pac's Life"

Hope everybody had a wonderful Turkey Day, yadda yadda. I know I did! So I interupt my mini-vaca to bring you this entry. No hand claps necessary.





2Pac, Clifford, and Ashanti on the same track? What in the blue hell is the same thing that went through my mind. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrell with this song. Check out the statue of Deacon Cletus in the background.




11.22.2006

American Music Awards 2006 Arrival Flicks

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Jamie Foxx; Beyonce; Kirk Franklin & Family; Keyshia Cole; Flava Flav; Isaiah & Jenisa Marie Washington
All I have to say is that Keyshia Cole is taking me back to my junior high days with that microwave ponytail. Bless her heart.




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Jay-Z; Chamillionaire; Mary J. Blige; The Game; Chris Brown; Raven





Jay-Z Album Release Party For "Kingdom Come"

Blu Cantrell? Check. Golden Brooks? Check. Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian? You already know. Looks like the same people who regularly attend Donkey's rent parties came out to Jay-Z's album release joint. Since both El Presidente and The Blood of The Lamb performed at last night's American Music Awards I automatically assumed that she would've showed up to the party. You know certain folks are going to have a field day with this. Not to mention rumored ex-fling Blu stopping by. Let the rumors begin.

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Jay-Z; Blu Cantrell;Ne-Yo; Snoop Dogg; Golden Brooks; Nick Cannon &Kim; Kardashian;




WTF Files: Talk To The Hand

Rosie O' Donnell got her dick holes all in a bunch oer Kelly Ripa Tuesday on "The View" calling her comment about Clay Aiken--the guest host on Friday's "Live With Regis and Kelly"--"homophobic" and "a little odd."

"Oh, that's a no-no," Ripa said, adding, "I don't know where that hand's been, honey!"

On Tuesday's "View," O'Donnell said: "To me that's a homophobic remark. If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing."

Aiken does not discuss his sexual orientation and told People magazine in September, "People are going to believe what they want."




I don't blame Kelly for not wanting that muthafucka's hands all up in her face. It is cold and flu season! My immune system is not what it used to be and I don't want random ass people's germs. Rosie, stop making everything a gay/straight issue. Outrageous. Shout out to Nova Slim for showing me this madness.





11.21.2006

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

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Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is the one and only Freddie "rock me tonight for old time sakes" Jackson at the New York City premiere of Deja Vu. I couldn't believe it my damn self. Freddie and his guest look, um, happy to be there. I don't know who his lady friend is but something tells me that she sold a helluva lot of boiled peanuts and Chek sodas in the church parking lot to buy that outfit. Foxy Brown, you will have the same ensemble in your closet 10 years from now.




Rihanna Featured In Fashion18 Magazine

Here are a few scans of Rihanna in the winter issue of Canadian teen girls zine Fashion18. She is working that bang, ay?

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see more @ Ultimate Rihanna





In Case You Missed It: The Dreamgirls Cast On Oprah

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The hype surrounding Dreamgirls hit a fever pitch yesterday when the cast appeared on Oprah. I know you guys are growing tired of me saying this but I am really looking forward to this movie. I haven't been this excited about a film since . . . since . . . Happy Feet.

Here is a break down of the clips.





YouTube Clip of The Day



More evidence that supports my theory that YouTube is indeed the damn devil. Thank you.


video spotted at OILT.com




Too Bad Usher's Brand New Bag Is A Murse

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Page Six reports that Usher may get the opportunity to play Miss Jane Pittman James Brown on the big screen. The movie is "still in an options state," with a script in the works.

And guess who wants to play the role of one of Brown's wives? METH FACE! That's right, according to an insider Fergie wants to be down with the project. Usher still may be on my shit list for that little stunt he pulled with Sandra Rose but I wouldn't mind watching abuse Fergie. It's not right, but it's okay. I'm also crossing my fingers that the script includes JB's 2004 run in with the law. I'll never forget that mug shot for as long as I live. James forgot to roller wrap his hair, bless his heart.




I'm Just Saying . . .

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Earlier this month I wrote about The Game's record "Wouldn't Get Far" where his name drops a couple of well known video vixens. Vida Guerra and Melyssa Ford have both answered back. Here's what Melyssa had to say to mtv.com:



"I'm treating it like a spoof; it has nothing to do with me," she said last week in Atlanta on the BET Hip-Hop Awards red carpet. "I don't drive a Honda Accord, I drive a [Mercedes-Benz] S550. Everybody else thinks it's a big deal. I have no idea what the fuss is about."



So Melyssa is rolling in a S550, ay? That's cool. But why didn't she also address the "behind closed doors, she'll do whatever it takes to get to the Grammy Awards" line? I know that would've been the first thing on my agenda. Bitch is clearly worried about the wrong thing. I'm just saying. . .




Kramer Offers An Apology . . . Like You Didn't See That Coming

Hot damn. Let the damage control begin. Here's a press release I received from CBS about Michael Richardson a/k/a Kramer's little bitch fit.



Richards was featured via satellite from Los Angeles during an interview with scheduled guest Jerry Seinfeld, who asked Richards, his former "Seinfeld" co-star, to appear on the CBS late night broadcast. The following is an excerpt from Richards' interview:

Letterman: "Why don't you explain exactly what happened for the folks who may not know."

Richards: "I lost my temper on stage. I was at a comedy club trying to do my act and I got heckled and I took it badly and went into a rage and said some pretty nasty things to some Afro-Americans, a lot of trash talk, and uh…"

Letterman: "And you were actually being heckled or were they just talking and disturbing the act?"

Richards: "That was going on too."





11.20.2006

Star's New Gig

Al Reynolds can finally get his Versace silk gown off of layaway just in time for New Year's. Hooray!



ImageIn her first substantial television project since leaving "The View" earlier this year, Star Jones Reynolds said she will executive produce and appear in a program for TV One that spotlights big events among African Americans in 2006.

"We are executive producing the first year ender on Black America," Star told "Entertainment Tonight" of the project Wednesday night in Los Angeles.

"We are doing a full look at the issues, the people, the conversations that were held in Black America, something that. . . has been a project that I've always wanted to do," she added.

Meanwhile, Reynolds was briefly mentioned on her former show "The View" last week when guest Tracy Morgan, who famously impersonated her during his run on "Saturday Night Live," was asked to repeat his famous "I'm a lawyer!" line. (
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An Exclusive Evening With Knight Rider

Michael Knight (or Mychael if you enjoy Key Lime pie) is having a fashion show on December 3rd in Norcross, Georgia to benefit the Cure Autism Now foundation. I can't hate on the man for that but check out the ticket prices. Call me cheap but I'm not shelling out $125 for "an exclusive evening" with his ass. Now watching Dr. Bobby Jones strut down the runway in a pair of Victoria Secret's fish net boy shorts (which is my number one fantasy is you didn't already know) is different.

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Fresh From The Crypt

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Ah shit now, look who was able to land a weekend pass from the crypt. It pays to have a good relationship with little people in high places (read: Baby Daniel). He has been getting a little too relaxed with over night passes these past couple of weeks. He allowed Michelle to come out Friday night to celebrate Sony Urban Music Senior VP Yvette Noel Schure's birthday. But please believe she will be working all day long processing online orders on Black Friday.





Omarion - "Ice Box"

I usually don't fuck around with the Scream Tour kids (that's Chris Strokes' job) but I will make an exception today. "Ice Box" is the second single off of Omarion's sophmore album 21. The songs sounds like a track that Justin Timberlake passed up on while recording his album. Hated it! But I am loving the cameo of Wig Crypt Worker #3 aka Solange and Omarion's cunty overacting.






YT Goes Wild

White boys in Hollywood have been going nuts in 2006. Don't forget to put them at the top of your prayer list tonight.



ImageMichael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident. (Richards Racial Rant - - Play Here)

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show "Seinfeld," appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. It appears two guys, both African-American, were in the cheap seats playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass."

Richards continued, "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!"

The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, "They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger." One of the men who was the object of Richard's tirade was outraged, shouting back "That''s un-f***ing called for, ain't necessary."

After the three minute tirade, it appears the majority of the audience members got up and left in disgust. Attempts to reach Richard's reps were unsuccessful. (
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I used to dig ol' Kramer now I got to cut his ass off. Quick, somebody start up an online petition.




 

 

 

 

 

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