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Josh is gutted over Scarlett

February 1st, 2007

Josh Hartnett and Scarlet Johansspn share an intimate kiss

Josh Hartnett is finally opening up about his painful breakup with former girlfriend Scarlett Johansson. Hartnett told UK newspaper The Daily Mirror that the year-long relationship was incredibly difficult because of the two actors’ travel schedules and at the end of the day “we’re just ordinary people and it didn’t work.” A source close to the couple said Josh took the breakup especially hard, feeling “gutted” over the break up:

“Scarlett was very much a one-off. She was independent, feisty and outgoing - everything he wanted,” the source said.

Hartnett will have plenty to keep his mind off the break up to Johansson. His latest initiative has seen him become the face of an awareness campaign over climate change, and will soon meet with prime minister Tony Blair over global warming issues.

Who cares about how he feels about Johansson, check out the last line of the story. Josh Hartnett is meeting with Tony Blair to discuss global warming. Let me repeat that. The dude that was in Halloween H20 is meeting with the British Prime Minister to discuss global warming. And no Josh, telling Tony Blair about that time your fudgesicle melted because you left it on the sidewalk does not count as “evidence” of global warming. Neither does that “really neat” picture you sketched of the polar bear wearing sunglasses.

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Lunch with Emilie de Ravin

February 1st, 2007

Lost beauty Emilie de Ravin

Emilie de Ravin at the “Evening with Lost LA” event

More of the Lost beauty after the jump…

Mandy Moore is cryptic

February 1st, 2007

Mandy Moore at the Because I Said So premiere

After saying she finds dating “really not fun,” Mandy Moore was naturally asked by People Magazine is she’s dating Nicole Richie’s ex DJ AM. Mandy simply shrugged her shoulders and answered “I don’t know.” Judging by how the two acted later in the night, Moore is full of shit:

Later in the evening, Moore was spotted with DJ AM attending the Because I Said So after-party at Hollywood hotspot Boulevard 3. “DJ AM’s arm was wrapped around Mandy as she spoke to suits, cast members and guests,” an onlooker tells People. “The pair still found time to break away to be alone and kiss.”

Yeah, I imagine dating wouldn’t be too fun if the dude picking you up on Saturday night looked like DJ AM. Going out in public with that guy is usually part of a court ordered sentence, not something you do willingly. 100 hours knocked off your community service for dinner, 150 for a movie right after. Dear God you don’t want to know what 200 hours takes.

A bunch more of Mandy at the Because I Said So premiere after the jump…

Justin’s tapping that ass

February 1st, 2007

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are totally having sex

New couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are starting to take things seriously. At the recent Sundance Film Festival, Timberlake skipped the afterparty for his new movie, Black Snake Moan, to spend time with Biel at his nearby $1,950/night four-bedroom rental condo:

“He called her and asked her to come,” says a source close to Biel, 24, who was spotted snowboarding with Timberlake, 26, the next day at the picturesque Park City Mountain Resort. “And she was like, ‘What the hell? I’ll go!’ She is really spontaneous and fun.” A mutual pal who spent time with the couple tells Us, “their relationship looked like it was definitely working for them.”

Now here’s a celebrity couple I can rally behind. Jessica Biel’s ass is so nice it literally makes me weep. And all my girlfriends tell me Justin Timberlake has eyes that you just want to take a vacation in and abs that may or may not have been sculpted by Michelangelo. So it’s natural they’d gravitate towards each other. Like incredible acts of heroism and me.

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Deal or No Deal: K-FED STYLE!

February 1st, 2007

K-Fed turns down Britney's go away money

Star Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline turned down a $25 million divorce settlement offered his way. Though he claims it’s all about the kids, K-Fed is holding out for $50 million:

“Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million to walk away from their marriage and to relinquish custody of their kids, but he just laughed. Then she came back with $20 million which he turned down too,” a source told the tab “Now he says she’s offering a whopping $25 million, and that’s her final offer. He told her to take a hike! He loves his two little boys, and there’s no way he’s going to disappear from their lives.”

I can’t decide who the bigger idiot is in this. Britney for trying to buy K-Fed out of her children’s life or K-Fed for actually turning her down. Shit. $25 million!?! I’d cut off my own arm and beat my dog to death with it for $25 million. He deserves it after shitting inside my DVD player last week. Not on it, in it. How does a dog even do that? Oops, did I say dog? I meant “grandpa.” Senile bastard.

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Quickies

February 1st, 2007

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora hand in hand

+ Britney is definitely not wearing a bra in this pic [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Nicole Vaidisova wins the jailbait award [Bastardly]
+ Gene Simmons and Nicolas Cage: separated at birth [cityrag]
+ K-Fed pops up in Miami [Dlisted]

+ Video of Nicole Richie flashing her boobies (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Beyonce? I want a recount. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Bill Gates storms out of The Daily Show [Best Week Ever]
+ Your innocence was gone way before that [ICYDK]

+ Simon Cowell has man boobs [Cele|bitchy]
+ Stephen Colbert owns your mayor [Popoholic]
+ Dax Shepard is a very lucky man [Popsugar]
+ Diddy’s twins have made an appearance [Just Jared]

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards walking together in the beach

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Courtney Love was pranked!

February 1st, 2007

Courtney Love got pranked!

Turns out there’s no truth whatsoever to the rumors that popped up on Tuesday about Courtney Love replacing Paula Abdul. Reps for both American Idol and Courtney Love are saying the call was probably the result of a mischievous prankster. Although it shouldn’t really count as a “real” prank since the victim was pill-popping Courtney Love. I’m 100% positive you could convince her you’re an ancient talking dolphin if you put on a wetsuit and started reading a copy of the Magna Carta.

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