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February 1st, 2007

Sienna Miller Is A Porn Star (IDLYITW)
Mandy Moore Is Full Of It (Egotastic!)

Mena Suvari Gets Banged (Dlisted)
Britney Spears Covers Up (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney’s Back In Black (Popsugar)
JLo Demands New Light Bulbs (Hollywood Rag)

Beyonce’s Sexy Photos Celebration! (City Rag)
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Off Again? (A Socialite’s Life)

America Ferrera Gets Bleeped Out (Just Jared)
Kelly Ripa Knows “Teabagging” (Horny Oyster)

Conan O’Brien’s Cat Accountants (Popoholic)
Sad Piper Perabo vs Happy Piper Perabo (The Bastardly)

Are Vince & Jen Getting Back Together? (ICYDK)
Britney Spears Shopping & Smoking At Target (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Alyssa Milano Should’ve Been Victoria’s Secret
Paris Exposed!!!
Elisha Cuthbert Is The Hottest Bag Lady I’ve Ever Seen

Victoria Beckham’s Skinny Model Ban

February 1st, 2007

Victoria Beckham has banned size zero models from promoting her denim fashion label because it creates the wrong image. The ex-Spice Girl, who has in the past been nicknamed ‘Skeletal Spice’ on account of her small frame, has instead hired voluptuous Brazilian model Daniella Sarahyba to represent her brand.
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Women and their crazy clothing sizes! I’ll never understand the sizing system they have. Just to let all my male readers know how skinny a size zero is, your waist would measure the same as the circumference of an old vinyl single, or a football! That being said, it just so happens that Victoria Beckham is a zero herself. It strikes me as kind of odd that she would ban models having her exact build from promoting her very own denim line. Have you ever seen Posh’s ass in a pair of jeans? It’s a work of art – albeit an unattainable work of art for most women. OK, maybe she’s got a point in using a bigger girl as a model.

Daily Tuna

February 1st, 2007

-Hottest thong ever!
-Nikki Ziering and her lovely tennis balls
-Bill Gates on the Daily Show
-Miss Universe loses clothes

-Mmm… Rachel Nichols
-Tara Reid keeps partying
-Japanese boobage
-Hottie Collien Fernandes

More Tuna:
Kristin Cavallari Pics
Veronika Varekova Pics
Kelly Monaco Pics

Carmen Electra Sex Tape!!!

February 1st, 2007

Psyche!

Carmen Electra is the latest celebrity to star in her own sex tape. But I’m sorry guys - this one is just part of a movie. The ex-Baywatch pin-up plays a ‘porn legend’ in new Brit flick I Want Candy.
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I have to say that selecting Carmen Electra to play the world’s top porno actress in this movie is perfect casting. And in case you didn’t know, the movie is a UK production, and everyone knows that Europeans are a lot more liberal with sex in film than us stuck up Americans. With that in mind, keep your fingers crossed for some dirty nude scenes for Carmen. Hopefully this role will be the bridge for her between fictional porn and the real thing. Yeah it’s a long shot, but so was putting a man on the moon at one point in time. Dreams are built on hope. Remember that people.

P.S this movie looks really funny. Here’s the trailer.

I Want Candy Trailer

Denise Richards Hits The Beach

February 1st, 2007

You know I used to be a huge Denise Richards fan. I thought she was the most stunning and unique looking woman in Hollywood and then she went ahead a ruined it all by marrying Charlie Sheen. A guy so stupid that he would pay escorts thousands and thousands of dollars when everyone knows you can get the same quality ho’s for a few hundred bucks. I just can’t respect a girl that marries a guy who doesn’t know how to manage money well. She further disappointed me when I learned she was dating Richie Sambora, the guitar player for the cheesiest band of all time – Bon Jovi. All these bad decisions have made me realize that Denise is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Hmm… wait a minute. Suddenly I’m beginning to like her all over again.

A Jessica Pears Picture Moment

February 1st, 2007

Holly Valance Pics
Elizabeth Hurley Pics
Fergie Pics
Celebrity Pictures

Canned Tuna

January 31st, 2007

This Vida News Doesn’t Surprise Me (Hollywood Rag)
No Lesbian Kiss For Aniston & Cox (Egotastic!)

Anne Hathaway Likes Girls … A Lot? (IDLYITW)
Rebecca Romijn Gets Ugly (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jordana Brewster Is The New Jolie (Dlisted)
Mandy Moore Goes Magenta (Just Jared)

Gene Simmons & Nicolas Cage: Hair Twins (City Rag)
Nicole & Paris Meet For Dinner (Popsugar)

Miss USA Admits To Snorting All The Yay (A Socialite’s Life)
Stephen King’s 1408 Trailer (Popoholic)

Coolest Teacher Around (Horny Oyster)
Brooke Hogan As Andre The Giant (The Bastardly)

How To Give A Great Man to Man Hug (The Grumpiest)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky
Kristin Kreuk Is Hot, But Sadly Boring
Can You Guess Which One Is Keira Knightley?

Beyonce Knowles: Most Desirable Woman 2007

January 31st, 2007

Tally of More Than 8.5 Million Online Votes Designates the Top “Fantasy Girlfriends” Budweiser Select Signs on for Second Year as Presenting Sponsor of the Annual Feature AskMen.com, the Internet’s #1 lifestyle site for men and one of the premier sites in the Fox Interactive Media (FIM) network, today unveiled its 7th annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list, brought to readers by returning sponsor Budweiser Select. AskMen.com readers cast a record number of online votes this year – more than 8.5 million – to name the women who best embody the qualities of a “fantasy girlfriend.” Beyoncé Knowles, the famous singer turned actress, is the #1 Most Desirable Woman of 2007. Screen star Scarlett Johansson is the runner-up and actress Jessica Alba, last year’s #1 Most Desirable Woman, rounds out the top three.
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I’m not sure if Beyonce Knowles’s people paid Askmen.com to run subliminal “vote for Beyonce messages” on their site, but I can’t see how else she could have been chosen as the most desirable woman on Earth by their readers. Don’t get me wrong, she’s no dog, and I would surely place her on this list… just not anywhere near the top, let alone #1! We all know Scarlett Johansson should have won this. And I can think of two big, round, juicy reasons why she’s much hotter than Beyonce.

Other hotties who made the list: 10) Elisha Cuthbert, 9) Angelina Jolie, 8 ) Maria Menounos, 7) Shakira, 6) Alessandra Ambrosio, 5) Jessica Biel, 4) Adriana Lima, 3) Jessica Alba, 2) Scarlett Johansson