Nice shopping bill, Britney, courtesy of US Weekly: 

Hot dogs…$4.19
Doritos…$1.88
Lean Cuisine One Dish Favorite Frozen Meal (5)…$10.00
Diet Cokes and 7-Up (12-packs)… $7.79
Florida’s Natural Orange Juice… $6.00
Bib… $3.99
Pamper Easy-Ups Size 6… $10.79
Pampers Swaddlers Size 1… $10.49

Total: $55.13

Wasn’t she working on her image? Diet Cokes and Lean Cuisine won’t really do it for you. Try the gym and a good bra while you’re at it.

Kate Moss may be dealing with the umpteenth time Pete has gone to rehab, but she’s looking really good in her coat. Maybe Kate looking glamorous again is a sign that things are working out, or maybe she had some extra time now that she knows Pete’s being cared for. Regardless, at least she’s got it back together! Hope things stay that way.

TMZ reports that the latest evidence against Prison Break’s Lane Garrison is enough to fill a mirror. Or the hairy chest of a Paris Hilton acquaintance.

According to witnesses who were at the party Garrison attended before the crash that killed one teen and injured two others, he did at least six shots of Grey Goose vodka (emptying the bottle that led to the fateful drive to get more since he couldn’t settle for Absolut) as well as a few lines of coke.

You’d think being on a show about prison would have given him less of a desire to end up there. The case is now in front of the D.A. and it looks like he may be charged with felony manslaughter.

First we have the Paris Hilton storage treasure trove full of pics of Nicole and coke and coke on some dude. Then, we have today’s breaking story that Lane Garrison confused the white lines going up his nose with the white lines in the road. Now on Thursday Tara Conner will appear on the Today show to fess up to Matt Lauer that the coke snorting rumors were true.

No word yet on whether she did said coke off the belly of Miss Teen USA. Or if there is a video.

Ever seen that web site that supposed to scare the bejeezus out of you any time you so much as hear the word meth?

It’s called Faces of Meth? Well, go look at a couple of those pictures. We’ll wait.

Britney, 2003:

Britney, 2007: 

Aside from the being fatter bit, dayum girl. Do you want to end up on one of these sites? 

The New York Daily News got us a bit more interested in the upcoming Factory Girl. There’s a rumor that Sienna Miller’s sex scene with Hayden Christensen was real and not faked. As in actual copulation.

There are some bloggers out there who think it’s just a PR rumor coinciding with the movie’s wide release. These are obviously people who haven’t seen his “acting” in the two Star Wars movies. Boy can’t act his way out of a paper bag. Got to look at Natalie Portman cleavage and couldn’t muster up an OUNCE of chemistry.

Yeah, it’s gotta be real.

Why Ivanka still wears strapless gowns with extra uplift is puzzling. Cantilevered support lifts that misshapen breast straight out of her gown and onto her shoulder. Does Ivanka ever look at these pictures of herself and realize something’s amiss? Like half of her left breast?

I know Ivanka said that “The day never ends–I’m a Trump!”, but she’s really got to pencil in that appointment for her wayward right melon. Let’s hope that she can clear her schedule and get this fixed before the next event.
 

Prove it!

Courtesy of Jossip, you too can feel good when celebs crash and burn, just like we do. Play Fafarazzi. Draft a team of loser celebs, then score points whenever they get photographed without panties or leaving rehab. And here we thought this job couldn’t be any more fun.

… poses together.
 
Former BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have apparently decided to do some damage control after everyone and their mother saw the infamous storage locker contents. After raiding their mothers’ closets for the least revealing clothing they could find and went out to lunch together. Funny that they haven’t been able to get along in ages but the release of a few pictures of Paris toking up and Nicole licking coke off a mirror bring them back together again.
 
Ah, the good old days. When heiresses got high together and took pictures.

… that she isn’t Britney Spears, Sienna Miller puts on her panties. And her pantyhose. And then promptly forgets to add the skirt.
 
Oops.