February 2, 2007
Denise Richards snorts some cocaine at the beach
I don't know why Denise Richards is suddenly famous again, but here she is allegedly snorting some cocaine and playing it off like she just put on lip balm. She really sticks to her lip balm story so it's tough to tell what exactly is going on. Although there's some potential white residue in her nose here which makes me lean towards the cocaine theory. Plus if you check the closeup most people don't apply lip balm to their noses. I mean my friend Joe used to do it, but he was just stupid as hell.
Thanks to the spectacularly curvy Regina for the tip.
Denise Richards flashes her labia
While hanging out at the beach with Richie Sambora, Denise Richards accidentally flashed her labia. I feel bad even calling it a flash since she's still wearing her shorts. It shouldn't even be in the same category as Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears flashing their bojangles. It'd be like taking an x-ray photo of Scarlett Johansson in jeans and t-shirt and then calling her a little slut.
Click the thumbnails for the NSFW closeups.
February 2, 2007
Mena Suvari's hair is...I don't even know
I don't usually care about hair, but what the hell is going on here? Mena Suvari was spotted at Mercedes-Benz fashion week looking like she's smuggling a vase under her wig. Are those even considered bangs anymore? She looks like the love child of a Conehead and Cousin Itt.
A couple more of Mena Suvari and her ridiculous hair after the jump.
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Paris Hilton might be Hitler
Here are some more videos from ParisExposed.com of Paris Hilton calling people "niggers" and "faggots" and "chinks" and pretty much every other ignorant ass thing a person can say. She's also seen doing ecstasy and smoking pot and in one of the videos says: "I get fucked in the butt for coke!"
These were leaked awhile ago but I thought you were as sick of the ParisExposed stuff as I was so I didn't post them. Unfortunately the ton of email I've been getting suggest otherwise so here they are. You can see the rest of the clips after the jump, but they're all equally boring.
Thanks to everybody that sent this in.
Britney Spears maybe begging for K-Fed to come back
According to close friends of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has allegedly been making late-night phone calls to K-Fed in hopes of getting him back. They also say Britney's relationship with Isaac Cohen is just a ruse to make Kevin jealous. Other sources say Britney is completely over him and that when they do talk it's about their two kids.
According to these sources, the reports that Britney will ante up $25 mil to K-Fed to end their marriage are ridiculous. One connected source says the $25 million figure is grossly inflated, "by 25 times." In other words, the bad news is that K-Fed will be a millionaire. The good news -- just barely.
I'm pretty sure Kevin Federline's "close friends" are really just him calling up reporters from his motel room and pretending to be other people. And after making up fake stories about himself he lies in bed crying, wishing he didn't have to save money for breakfast so he could order some porn.
EDIT: I added some more pics of Britney Spears at Target because, well, they're funny.
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Fergie not yet reproducing
Fergie told reporters in Miami yesterday that says she's not engaged and not pregnant. She says:
"I've heard that I've been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I've never been either. Sorry to disappoint."
Sorry to disappoint? Who the fuck is disappointed that Fergie isn't engaged or pregnant? It's like rooting for the Wolf Man to have kids. Nobody wants that. Because that just means there'd be more Wolf People in the world. If this is Fergie after tons of plastic surgery can you imagine what she naturally looks like? Her kids would come out looking like radioactive mutants.
Linday Lohan and Paris Hilton are terrible actors
Page Six reports Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been having trouble on their respective movie sets. A source on the set of I Know Who Killed Me says that ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, Lindsay Lohan has been trailed by a "sober coach" as well as an entourage, and has been "moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She'll be late and sometimes won't come out of her trailer." As for Paris Hilton, a source says she's been arriving late on the set of The Hottie and the Nottie and has trouble learning her lines. A source adds: "Everyone is really fed up with her right now."
I'm not sure how this is news. I mean, sure, memorizing lines is easy for the average person, but expecting Paris Hilton to do it with the brain she was given is like expecting a mouse to build you a working rocket ship.
February 1, 2007
Danny Bonaduce is a freak of nature
Danny Bonaduce showed up topless to Podfitness.com's TV launch party yesterday because apparently 'hobo' is proper red carpet attire. I dunno what it is with washed up celebrities, but they always seem to gravitate towards looking like monsters. One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat.
A few more of Danny Bondacue defying description after the jump.
Sienna Miller goes crazy on photographer
Sienna Miller flipped out in New York City yesterday and shoved a photographer trying to take her picture. Which is probably what I'd do too if I was wearing those boots. You don't want photographic evidence of that. It'd be like getting caught wearing a banana peel as a hat.
Lindsay Lohan has a healthy appetite
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been sending Brody Jenner text messages the last couple weeks while in rehab, and last Saturday she allegedly texted him that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."
Really? McDonald's and sex? She's officially become a caricature of herself. If I was to make up a story about her texting from rehab that's exactly what it would've been. I'm just waiting for the day she puts on a silly hat, picks up a rifle, and goes hunting for wabbits.
And because she's a child, here's Lindsay Lohan screaming for attention by trying to make love to the camera and then pretending to hide under a jacket. She might as well be twirling a fiery baton while trying to do cartwheels and yelling: "Look what I can do!"
