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Denise Richards’ Cocaine Prevents Skin Cancer

February 2nd, 2007

So the big news is that Denise Richards was caught doing cocaine on the beach and these are the pictures of the incident. Please!!! Anyone who has ever done or seen cocaine in there life knows that it doesn’t come in a bottle of sunscreen (yes on the table next to her) and is not that texture. Besides, if there was coke in the vicinity, don’t you think Sambora, in true rock star fashion, would be doing it off her bare breasts? I rest my case.

Janin Reinhardt For The Finish

February 2nd, 2007

Who do we have here for the Friday finish? Why, it’s none other than Janin Reinhardt from Germany. I have no clue why she’s important enough to have her own sexy photo shoot pics, but using my superior skills of deduction I’d have to say she’s a stripper/rockstar. Not a bad combo wouldn’t you say? Let’s see what Wikipedia has to say about her:

Janin Reinhardt nahm an einem Moderatoren-Casting für VIVA teil, wurde aus 3.000 Teilnehmerinnen ausgewählt und setzte sich schließlich gegen eine Auswahl von 25 Mädchen bei einem Lehrgang-Wochenende in Köln und eine Live-Abstimmung innerhalb der VIVA-Sendung Interaktiv durch.

Ah, OK it’s much clearer now.

Daily Tuna

February 2nd, 2007

-Nerd Porn
-Alessandra Ambrosio is the hottest model
-Steve Irwin vs. Intern
-Japanese “Shampoo” Ad

-Reality show booty Sarah Kozer
-Kylie and Geri making out!
-Sexy Kelly Hu pics
-Hot No Name Alina Vacariu

More Tuna:
Keeley Hazell Pics
Petra Nemcova Pics
The Pussycat Dolls Pics

Justin Timberlake Is The Meat In A Jessica Biel & Alyssa Milano Sandwich. Damn Him!

February 2nd, 2007

How good is the single life treating Justin Timberlake? Well for starters he has been reportedly carrying on a sweet new relationship with 7th heaven sweetie and the girl with the fabulous bikini body Jessica Biel. But according to a new published report, he also has another gorgeous sweetie looking to spend time with the ‘Sexy Back’ singer. Life & Style Weekly uses the cover to report that Alyssa Milano is also drawing the attention of the young and available Mr. Timberlake. Certainly he did bring sexy back.
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Keep it up Timberlake. Your good luck streak won’t last forever. Sure you’ve pretty much had every piece of tail you ever set your eyes on since you were like 12 years old, but all good things must come to an end. Juggling two of the hottest babes in showbiz at once is really temping fate. Surely the Gods of meaningless Hollywood romance are looking down at you, shaking their heads, lightning bolt in hand. I’d be very careful crossing the street these days, there may be a runaway bus with your name on it.

Where’s Maria Menounos’ Bikini?

February 2nd, 2007

Superbowl weekend has finally arrived and here’s Maria Menounos at The Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami. Normally when I think of beach football, I think of hot girls running around in little bikinis attempting to catch a football without getting killed. Anyway, what’s up with Maria not wearing a bikini? If there was one celebrity that I would like to see in one, it would definitely be her. I’m so disappointed. But don’t worry, I won’t stay mad at her for long. She’s beautiful and beauty makes me forgetful.

A Lucy Clarkson Picture Moment

February 2nd, 2007

Lucy Clarkson Pictures
Jakki Degg Pictures
Brooke Burke Pictures
Celebrity Pics

Canned Tuna

February 1st, 2007

Sienna Miller Is A Porn Star (IDLYITW)
Mandy Moore Is Full Of It (Egotastic!)

Mena Suvari Gets Banged (Dlisted)
Britney Spears Covers Up (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney’s Back In Black (Popsugar)
JLo Demands New Light Bulbs (Hollywood Rag)

Beyonce’s Sexy Photos Celebration! (City Rag)
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Off Again? (A Socialite’s Life)

America Ferrera Gets Bleeped Out (Just Jared)
Kelly Ripa Knows “Teabagging” (Horny Oyster)

Conan O’Brien’s Cat Accountants (Popoholic)
Sad Piper Perabo vs Happy Piper Perabo (The Bastardly)

Are Vince & Jen Getting Back Together? (ICYDK)
Britney Spears Shopping & Smoking At Target (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Alyssa Milano Should’ve Been Victoria’s Secret
Paris Exposed!!!
Elisha Cuthbert Is The Hottest Bag Lady I’ve Ever Seen

Victoria Beckham’s Skinny Model Ban

February 1st, 2007

Victoria Beckham has banned size zero models from promoting her denim fashion label because it creates the wrong image. The ex-Spice Girl, who has in the past been nicknamed ‘Skeletal Spice’ on account of her small frame, has instead hired voluptuous Brazilian model Daniella Sarahyba to represent her brand.
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Women and their crazy clothing sizes! I’ll never understand the sizing system they have. Just to let all my male readers know how skinny a size zero is, your waist would measure the same as the circumference of an old vinyl single, or a football! That being said, it just so happens that Victoria Beckham is a zero herself. It strikes me as kind of odd that she would ban models having her exact build from promoting her very own denim line. Have you ever seen Posh’s ass in a pair of jeans? It’s a work of art – albeit an unattainable work of art for most women. OK, maybe she’s got a point in using a bigger girl as a model.