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WASHINGTON, DC—When President Bush isn’t “using the Google” on “the internets,” he enjoys keeping in touch with friends on his MySpace page. In recent weeks, however, his “friend space” has dwindled to eight friends—and that includes Tom, the MySpace guy who’s automatically everyone’s friend.

The President’s approval rating is near a record low and even several Republicans in Congress oppose his plan to send more troops to Iraq. CONTINUE STORY

Jews comprise one-fifth of one percent of the world’s population, yet they account for 20% of all Nobel Peace Prize winners. Oh, and Jews control the world. If you’re angry at President Bush, for instance, don’t be.

Why? Because he’s controlled by Jews. Electronic voting machines? There's a Jew behind every one. Pretty much anything that’s wrong with the world can be blamed on Jews…because, as I stated, they control the world. Mel Gibson wasn’t just right; his anti-Semitic tirade was an understatement.

Jews aren’t just responsible for all the wars in history, as Mel claimed; they’re responsible for a hell of a lot more. Yesterday I needed a plumber to fix my kitchen sink. I called AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Plumbing (it was first in the Yellow Pages) and set an appointment for today. They didn’t show. Why? Because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Plumbing is obviously run by a bunch of Jews.
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WASHINGTON, DC—In a startling development sure to draw attention away from the trial of Scooter Libby, the results from a recent study by two psychiatrists at Johns Hopkins University recommended that Dick Cheney take an anti-psychotic medication.

It has been a not-so-closely held secret that some members of the media have quietly speculated about the Vice President’s mental health as his comments over the past few years have become so obviously unconnected with reality.

PRINCETON, NJ—With Hillary Clinton aiming to be the first woman to be President and Barrack Obama setting his sights on becoming the first black President, a new Democratic candidate emerged yesterday who would offer a series of firsts.

Sarah Warner, a political science professor at Princeton and a black lesbian Jew, announced her intentions to join the 2008 race yesterday in an exclusive for TheGayBlackJew.com.
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Several days after the media began pondering the peculiar circumstances surrounding Shawn Hornbeck’s kidnapping, the truth finally came out. Hornbeck came forward yesterday and revealed his reasons for remaining quiet about his kidnapping when dealing with a police officer over a stolen bike months before he was found.

“Dude kidnaps me, right, but he’s all like cool about it,” Hornbeck began. “First thing he does is buy me a Nintendo Wii , an IPod, a bunch of games, CDs and DVDs. Then we went to his house, and he had like 300 channels of cable and a big high-definition TV.  I was so like, okay, I’m not leaving. My mom has been bitching at me lately and we don’t even have cable. You could say I mainly stayed because he had cable.”
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FORT BRAGG, NC—With the Army stretched thin and President Bush’s plans to send 21,500 more troops to Iraq, creative efforts are being made to recruit new soldiers for the impending “surge.” Starting Monday, for instance, Coca-Cola will bring back Surge soda and the Army will offer new recruits 5 free cases.

Mimicking the classic slogan, “Have a Coke and a Smile,” the Army and Coke will jointly produce ads using the tagline “Have a Surge and Go Fight in Iraq.” According to Coca-Cola spokeswoman Crystal Walker, “Surge was always promoted for an active lifestyle. Fighting in a war is the most active lifestyle you can have.”
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Last September, an entire way of life was threatened in Walkersville, South Carolina, as peace and tranquility dissolved, replaced by fear and anxiety. The unruffled became ruffled and the unperturbed perturbed, and nobody had an answer. The media embraced the story for a couple days, but never provided follow-up reports, as is often the case.

Walkersville is a very small, rural town. A vast majority of residents are fundamentalist Christians and die-hard republicans.
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Note: If there were an editor for this site, this is what he or she might have said about the following story: “This is tasteless, highly offensive, creatively irresponsible and a national disgrace." But since the writer is the editor, he has different priorities.

Private Special Fantastic Johnson received his unique name spontaneously at birth. His dad first held him and said, “He’s special.” Then Special’s mom held him and screamed, “Yes, he’s fantastic!” Having debated on names for months, they quickly agreed on Special Fantastic.
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NOTE: It took me 20 years to come up with the following patented formula. GQ magazine bought the rights to the full story, below is a short version.

So you're a stupid, fat and/or ugly guy. You think that you're limited to stupid, fat and/or ugly women. I'm here to tell you that it doesn't have to be that way.

First of all, you’re going to have to ignore your physical and mental shortcomings if you ever expect her to. And if you’re a nice guy like me, you’re going to have to change that.

Face it, a lot of attractive women tend to date and marry assholes. Learning to be one is the first step toward a fulfilling relationship with an attractive woman.

When you see a beautiful woman you’d like to ask out, the best approach is to utilize careful criticism. Instead of ogling at her like other men, slice and dice her self-esteem by citing fictitious physical flaws.
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In the wake of Michael Richard’s racist rant, many prominent black leaders, including Jesse Jackson, have called for the entertainment industry to ban the use of the “N” word. Quietly, however, a movement is also building to fight the use of the term “white trash.”

Scooter Johnson is at the center of that movement as chairman of Taking out the Trash, a small group specifically created to fight a derogatory term generally aimed at poor white people. According to Johnson, “Trash are thrown away. People is not.”

Johnson is particularly sensitive to the term “white trash” because he used to be a trash man. “For three years, I ‘reckon I was ‘round trash fifty hours a week,” he recalled. “Women wouldn’t go near me ‘cause I reeked of trash. Even my trailer smelled like trash. I hate trash. Callin’ me trash, well, them’s fightin’ words.” CONTINUE STORY

SECRET LOCATION, Somewhere in U.S.—“If there is a heaven, almost all the virgins are going to be fat and ugly,” former terrorist Muhammed Muhammed Al-Muhammed boldly claimed yesterday. “Osama doesn’t tell you that. But a good-looking woman, even if she’s dressed like a beekeeper, is going to have sex before she dies. So all the virgins in heaven old enough to have tits are probably fat and ugly. It’s really just a simple logic problem, I don’t see why more terrorists can’t figure it out.”

Muhammed seemed proud of his reasoning skills as he spoke. With his Ray-Bans, black leather jacket, faded jeans and no facial hair, he certainly didn't look like a terrorist. Muhammed continued, “Imagine if a terrorist actually does go to heaven and is greeted by 72 virgins. When he sees them it’s going to be like biting into a piece of toast in the morning you thought you had spread with apple butter, but had accidentally covered with rancid teriyaki sauce.”
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Commercials for the new Dodge Blowjob begin airing tonight, and they take direct aim at a market segment currently dominated by one brand—GM’s Hummer. The 30-second spots begin with the massive, 10,000 pound Blowjob fighting to break loose from chains, its engine roaring as crowds gather.

With smoke machines and dramatic lighting, the Dodge Blowjob breaks through the chains and parades around, seemingly taunting the crowd.
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“Everyone talking about global warming has blinders on,” Department of Energy scientist Joshua Barton said yesterday at the start of our interview at his home in Northern Virginia.

Barton has long had a reputation for thinking outside the box, and he certainly wasn’t boxed in when he got dressed yesterday morning. For the interview, he was wearing the upper half of a shiny suit of medieval plate mail armor and a faded, blue Speedo bathing suit. He also had what looked to be a small radio antenna duct-taped to his armor-plated left shoulder, with wires leading under his armor.

Barton made it clear that he did not want to talk about his outfit.
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Adam and Emily Donovan shopped the market for years, looking for an affordable new house that could accommodate their growing family. But the only houses with enough bedrooms for a 19-member family cost at least $6 million. So they got creative and purchased an old Giant grocery store for $2.5 million.

Adam had the idea when he went grocery shopping and noticed that there were 17 aisles—and he had 17 kids. Then the store closed and the building went up for sale. When nobody bought it, zoning laws were changed and Adam snatched it up.

It will be months before the grocery store is modified for residential use, and the Donovans are anxiously waiting to move out of their six-bedroom house. Last year, the septic system backed up and a second septic tank had to be installed to handle the family’s growing output of fecal matter. CONTINUE STORY

In the race to develop alternative fuels, hybrid and fuel cell cars have dominated recent discussions. But Honda, long known for innovative ideas, surprised everyone yesterday when they displayed a working prototype of a methane-powered car. A revolutionary laser ignition system, an electrostatic flatulence filter, and an unlikely breakthrough in dietary science made the big leap possible.

The ignition system and the filter were typical examples of Honda’s engineering prowess. But it was a new dietary supplement that allowed methane gas to even be considered as a viable fuel.
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In 2004, Senator Tom Coburn (R-Ok) stood on the floor of the Senate and made an impassioned plea: “The gay community is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today.” Most senators, with the notable exception of Tom Delay, dismissed Coburn’s comment as an ignorant, paranoid and homophobic rant.         

But it turns out that he was right. A two-year CIA investigation into the so-called “homosexual agenda” has uncovered startling details that support Coburn’s prophetic warning.  The gay agenda, it turns out, is hell-bent on making all Americans gay.
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The term pops up everywhere in discussion groups, private emails and chat rooms associated with the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA): “PABILF.” These six letters have puzzled FBI investigators for five months. While the first three letters are almost certainly an acronym for “pre-adolescent boy,” the remaining three letters continue to be a mystery.

The FBI has noted similarities with the term �MILF,� or �Mother I�d Like to Fuck.�
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