What the fuck happened to her face????

Katie Holmes looked worn-out at Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's mega concert in Miami on Saturday night.

Life with Tom must be taking a toll!

P.S. Kisses and cock rings to Cruise's omnipresent sister and Scientology co-hort, in the background.

As the old saying goes, "Leave them wanting more." And that's just what Jennifer Lopez did on Saturday night.

The Boricua babe made an all-too-brief cameo at the Market America &
Ocean Drive magazine concert in Miami Beach, which was actually held on the beach.

La Lopez came out towards the end of hubby Marc Anthony's set and sang two songs with him, including one of our favorites, No Me Ames.

Jenny sang live (for realz) and - in addition to looking stunning, as usual - she seemed to be having a great time, laughing, dancing and kissing Marc passionately after their performance!

Un dia triste.

El senor Pedro Knight, the husband of the late great Celia Cruz, passed away on Saturday.

Click here to read a wonderful tribute from the Miami Herald about Pedro, one of Cuba's most beloved musicians.

Then do not CLICK HERE!

If Pete Doherty were gay and a comedian, he'd be Andy Dick.

The only problem is that Andy is not funny, though he can sometimes be mildly "amusing."

Dick was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live this past week, on the shiteous ABC Network, and he was kicked off the show!

Homo just doesn't know when to stop, so after repeatedly touching (without permission) Ivanka Trump, Andy was booted from the couch and forcibly dragged off the set. YES!!!

Click here to watch it all go down.

Oh Ferg!

You can't drive a gokart????

The Black Eyed Peas songstress was one of the celebs competing at the 5th annual Cadillac Super Bowl grand prix on Saturday.

Unfortunately, Fergie had a vehicular "malfunction."

Her gokart spun out of control in one of the early laps, forcing her out of the race and placing her in the role of a cheerleader on the sidelines.

Note to self: never get in a car with Fergie....or Nicole Richie....or Lindsay Lohan!

He's hot and all, but Mark Wahlberg kind of bores us.

That may be why we hardly ever mention him.

What do U think of him?

The rapper turned actor is in Miami, where he held a DVD release party for his football film, Invincible, Friday night at Ink.

We just wanna get a syringe filled with Botox and shove it in his forehead!

Forget DJ A.M.! The hot new couple is Mandy Moore and Perez Hilton!

Early Saturday evening, we met up with MM and her new beau at our hotel, The Townhouse, for a special rooftop Superbowl party for Coach.

We took our mom as our special date, and she couldn't help but drool over the dreamy Josh Duhamel as well!

Momz was beyond happy when we took her to the Sprint Style Vila earlier on in the day, where she collected a lot of goodies that she can't wait to go and show off to all her friends.

We love making mom happy!

SWAG, Madonna and music makes the people come together!

[Perez's sunglasses courtesy of Coach. Bracelet courtesy of Lia Sophia.]

"I feel like our relationship happened at a time when I'm more ready than I've ever been to have a relationship. We also encourage each other and we're both on the same path."

- Jim Carrey on his relationship with girlfriend Jenny McCarthy

Lily Allen + puppets = peppered!

Click here to watch the British sensation's new brazilliant video for the infectiously delicious song Alfie.

Brooke Hogen gets her tranny on at the Maxim party at the Sagamore Hotel in Miami Beach on Friday night.

I would fuck Brooke Hogan if ______.

It saddens us to see Coco like this!

The reigning queen of hip hop wives kept her boobs covered on Friday night! CC and Ice were amongst the many stars, including Britney Spears, who attended the Baby Phat fashion show in NYC.

P.S. At least she didn't cover up her camel toe!