Britney Spears Nipple Slip and Ass Flash - All in a Day's Work

01:36 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney, Britney, Britney. When will you learn? Not only did last night see a Britney Spears nipple slip, it also saw Britney give us all a big old flash of her big old ass.

Of course, none of this is really surprising. I don't really expect much of Britney Spears, to tell the truth, and she's meeting those expectations full on. The nipple slip is one thing, but I think we can all be grateful that she was wearing underwear. That is not a view of Britney Spears that I need to see up close.

More pictures of Britney Spears' nipple slip and ass flash after the jump.

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Shake It

12:50 PM, Filed under: Links

Carmen Electra shows you all her favourite positions. (Pink is the New Blog)

Victoria Beckham throws like a girl. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba: Best. Ass. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Katherine Heigl hates groupies. And apparently she hates make-up too. (Celebslam)

Paris Hilton got dropped by her agency. Hahahahaha! (DListed)

Rachel Bilson and Mini-Bilson. (PopSugar)

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber got married. (IDLYITW)

Madonna does dinner with Justin Timberlake. (Just Jared)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is about as cute as they come. (Popoholic)

Is Geri Helliwell tiny, or is her trainer a giant? Or both? (A Socialite's Life)

Will getting a reality show mean Victoria Beckham will actually get a life? (CityRag)

Caged bird, Paris Hilton, will represent caged birds for Peta. (Hollywood Rag)

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Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder: Topless and Together in Nuts Magazine

11:45 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lucy Pinder

Well, like in all things, the first time is the hardest, but thankfully, We've seen Lucy Pinder topless (and showing her nipples) before. This being a sequel, of course, you always need a little something more. So, in addition to Lucy Pinder topless, how about Michelle Marsh topless too!?

Yeah, I didn't think you'd mind that. I don't know who finally convinced Lucy Pinder to show the goods for real, but it looks like it really worked. Hopefully, we'll have many more of these types of photoshoots in the future, but for now, big ups to Nuts Magazine for this great set.

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Uma Thurman in Another Weird Bikini

01:53 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

So, here's something I've noticed when it comes to Uma Thurman bikini pictures: Uma Thurman has strange taste in swimwear. Whether it's a super low-cut one piece, or a bikini that has Uma's breasts nearly falling out, she definitely knows how to make a statement.

And this suit is much the same. Sure, Uma's boobs are firmly tucked away, but what's with the granny-style bottoms? I think it's supposed to be like a quasi-one-piece, but what it really looks like is that her ass starts at the top of her legs, and ends half-way up her back.

Thankfully, Uma is still fit as all hell, so she can pull it off. And speaking of pulling it off, that would be a nice start.

And for all you stickler's out there, these pictures were supposedly taken back in January, but I never seem 'em before, and I bet you ain't neither. Lots more Uma Thurman bikini pictures after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Suicidal, Lesbian, Drug Using Attacker. Allegedly.

12:59 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

We've all heard some wild and crazy story about Lindsay Lohan, but this report from News of the World has got to be the most sensational of all. The British tabloid interviewed Lee Weaver, former bodyguard to the troubled star, and to hear him tell it, Lindsay Lohan has a total death wish, and is completely uncontrollable.

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.

SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," says Lee, 48.

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

The article details drug binge after drug binge, and Weaver even claims he saw Lindsay try to grope Mariah Carey's breasts and ass. Lindsay supposedly also attacked Jessica Simpson in a paranoid rage, and tried to pull her hair out. You know, your basic Saturday night kind of thing.

Good to see that Lindsay's mom is such a positive presence in her life, though.

News of the World ran some of those older pictures of Lindsay Lohan undressing in her room, and sitting on her bed with a bottle of Jack Daniels, but a lot of them are new (to this site, at least), so check them out. Also, you can read the full article after the jump.

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What, No Megan Fox Pun?

12:17 PM, Filed under: Links

Megan Fox is ridiculously hot. (Popoholic)

Elisha Cuthbert needs a new stylist. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Biel: Best. Ass. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Salma Hayek's belly and boobs just keep getting bigger. (PopSugar)

WTF!? Paris Hilton is NOT going to appeal her sentence! (Pink is the New Blog)

Say it ain't so. Is Britney Spears back with Kevin Federline? (DListed)

Who knew Penelope Cruz were and Shakira were pals? (IDLYITW)

Fergie and Orangutan: separated at birth. (Just Jared)

Dina Lohan ditches court to visit Lindsay in rehab. (A Socialite's Life)

Jennifer Lopez parties Puerto Rican style. (CityRag)

On her experience in jail, Paris Hilton says: "I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage." No shit. (Hollywood Rag)

Video Bonus: SOPRANOS SPOILER WARNING!!!

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Watch the The Sopranos: Final Scene

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Sharon Stone Topless Pictures

03:33 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

I don't know if anyone even cares about Sharon Stone topless pictures anymore, but here's a bunch. Of course, these pictures made the cover of Italian magazine "Chi," so I guess some people still care. Also, when some of those pictures show Sharon Stone pouring a glass of water down her bikini bottoms, well, that's got to get your attention.

Now, I'm pretty sure everyone in the world has seen Sharon Stone's breasts by now, but when you're rounding 50, and still looking like this, well, you probably deserve a second look. Granted, Sharon Stone's breasts are totally fake (that how come they point straight up), but that probably doesn't matter right now.

And speaking of fake, check out how the magazine totally Photoshopped in the grass, and also Photoshopped Sharon's hand to cover her nipples. Who knew the Italians would have a problem with nudity?

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Mandy Moore is This Guy's Choice

02:09 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mandy Moore

Spike TV held the First Annual Guy's Choice Awards this weekend, and while the big question was who's hotter: Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel (neither of whom showed up to the show), Mandy Moore gets my vote for the best looking girl in attendance. In fact, I don't think I've seen Mandy look this good in quite a while.

She's an object lesson in looking good. Clean make-up and hair, a simple black dress, and a plunging neckline that reminds you just how crazy hot she is. Pay attention girls. If you happen to be as hot as Mandy Moore, well, you probably don't need to do much either, but best not to get any bright ideas.

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Paris Hilton is Going Back to Jail!!!!!!!!

03:49 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

Oh happy day! Paris Hilton is going back to jail! I've been having a really crappy day, but suddenly I feel much better. Paris left the court room screaming and crying, and as you can see in the pictures below, she cried all the way back to her house in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ is reporting that Paris has been ordered to serve out the remainder of her sentence, but will receive credit for time served. Not time served at home, though.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

One witness said that Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.

Paris will be appealing the judgement, but I doubt she'll get anywhere with it. Then again, you never know. All in all, though, I think the weekend is going to be pretty good after all...

Photo credit: INF Photo / Splash

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Weekend Links

03:32 PM, Filed under: Links

It's the weekend again, so have fun! But before you do, please take a second to fill out this short reader survey. Thanks.

At least we know these Mila Kunis pictures aren't fake. (Hollywood Tuna)

Another classic Lindsay Lohan nip slip. (CollegeHumor)

Who knew that Zoe Kravitz (daughter of Lenny) was so damned hot!? (DListed)

Jessica Simpson is wide open... (PopSugar)

Isaiah Washington has been fired from Grey's Anatomy. (Pink is the New Blog)

The continuing Paris Hilton saga. (IDLYITW)

Robbie Williams hits the pitch for a spot of Footie. (Just Jared)

When Ivanka Trump looks good, she looks gooooood. (Popoholic)

Meanwhile, George Michael is not going to jail for his DUI. (A Socialite's Life)

Probably my favourite Paris Hilton story of all: The Cavity Search. (Celebslam)

Kate Moss can still look really good... After a tonof Photoshop. (CityRag)

Can Posh Spice still sing? Could she ever? (Hollywood Rag)

Past Hilton headaches. (Thighs Wide Shut)

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Mariah Carey is Back, Brings Her Cleavage Along

12:08 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey showed up to the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes thing last night, and while I would rarely talk about Mariah Carey, the fact of the matter is, she's not Paris Hilton and that's good enough for me right now.

It has been a while, though, since we've seen or heard anything from Mariah. Naturally, that's a good thing, but I do have to say she's looking alright. Can you tell I have absolutely nothing else to write about?

More pictures of Mariah Carey after the jump.

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Britney Spears' Bikini is Still Confusing

12:44 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, I'm not even going to try to understand what's up with Britney Spears in a bikini. One day she looks fine, the next day it looks like her ass is smuggling cottage cheese. Then, next thing you know, she kinda looks good again. I say "kinda" because to me Britney Spears will never look good, but I do have to acknowledge the absense of the aforementioned cottage cheese.

Anyway, make what you will of these Britney Spears bikini pictures. I give up.

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Mila Kunis Topless Pictures

01:53 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mila Kunis

Well, if those Kristen Bell bikini pictures got you excited to see Judd Apatow's upcoming film Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then these pictures of Mila Kunis topless, or flashing her breasts, rather, should really get you pumped.

For those of you who don't remember, Mila Kunis played the annoying, albeit very cute "Jackie" on That '70s Show, and she also does the voice of "Meg" on Family Guy. Thankfully, she doesn't actually look like Meg.

The odd thing here, though is that these Mila Kunis topless pictures are not actually the original Mila Kunis topless pictures, rather a photo of the original photo which appears to have been hanging on a wall somewhere. Whatever. Either way, they're here.

Thanks to our intrepid anonymous reader for the tip!

Update: In my haste to post this picture, I seem to have not noticed that the two images are pretty much exactly the same. Except in one, Mila is naked, and in the other she's not. So, yeah, there's probably some Photoshopping going on, but who's to say that they didn't Photoshop the bikini top ON? Anyway, as far as I know, this picture is still from the set of the movie, so make of it what you will.

Updated update: So I've received what seems to be credible word that while the photos are real, they aren't actually real. Confused yet? Let me continue. The photos are physically real, and used in the film, however, while that is Mila's head, it's not her body. So, yeah, it's a fake. But now it's a fake fake. Or something like that. I don't know. I don't think it matters at this point.

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I Still Can't Believe They Let Her Out

12:42 PM, Filed under: Links

Paris Hilton speaks out about being freed from jail, but do we really want to listen? (DListed / Pretty on the Outside)

Gisele Bundchen still has her day job walking the runway. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here's Jessica Alba in her panties, and nothing else. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan seems to be getting a out of rehab a lot. I mean getting a lot out of rehab. (Pink is the New Blog)

Nicole Richie probably isn't scared of jail anymore, what with the revolving door. (PopSugar)

So basically, the "medical reason" for letting Paris Hilton out early was that she may have a nervous breakdown. Isn't that the whole point of prison? (IDLYITW)

Kelly Clarkson butches up for Elle. (Just Jared)

Erica Durance is looking as hot as ever. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is dating her drug counsellor. Is he high? (A Socialite's Life)

Bruce Willis smoked pot and stuff. (CityRag)

Gisele Bundchen is criticizing the Roman Catholic Church. (Hollywood Rag)

I knew it! Victoria Beckham really is a robot. (GiggleSugar)

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WTF!!! Paris Hilton is Out of Jail!

11:56 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

OH! MY! GOD! I want to break something! I woke up this morning, expecting to look for some trivial gossip, or hot pictures to post, and what do I find? PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!! After only 3 days. Not 45 days. Not even 23 days. 3 fucking days. Bitch didn't even serve a goddam week in jail. The prison spokesman was saying it was 5 days, but I don't where he learned his maths.

I am so angry.

According to TMZ.com, Paris will finish the remainder of her sentence, 40 days, under house arrest. But that's retarded. I spend all day in my tiny apartment, and I didn't nearly kill everyone in Los Angeles because I decided to have 18 Cosmos and an 8-ball before getting on the road. And Paris' house is a hell of a lot bigger than my apartment.

They were also citing medical reasons for her release, but if anything that must have been to keep the general population safe from whatever crabs are crawling around Paris's coked out crotch. Some say it's because she wasn't eating the food. Hello, she never eats any food. How's that a good enough reason to let her out!?

I am so fucking angry.

Now, the photo of Paris in the pink dress with the ankle monitor is actually a composite job, but I bet you she'll have it covered in tacky diamonds by the end of the day.

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