Transformers raked in $27.5 million on it's first full day of release, setting the record for the highest opening ever on a Tuesday. Yahoo says:

After earning $8.8 million from Monday night screenings across the United States and Canada, the movie pulled in $27.5 million the next day -- a sum billed by Paramount as the biggest Tuesday haul for a movie...Despite its success, "Transformers"' take falls considerably short of the one-day record of $59.8 million set by "Spider-Man 3" two months ago, on a Friday. The previous record for a Tuesday was set last month, when "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" earned $15.7 million, according to Viacom Inc.-owned Paramount."

Sure, people will say they only watch enlightening documentaries or movies about an improbable love between two quadriplegic lesbians or whatever boring crap people see to seem smart, but when it comes down to it, they want to see stuff like this. Hot girls and explosions. No matter what the emo chick at Blockbuster you're too scared ask out tells you.

Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are dating [Popsugar]
Nicole Richie is 12 weeks pregnant [Hollywood Rag]
Maria Sharapova wins [City Rag]
Janet Jackson's ass got just a little fat [Dlisted]
More of Lindsay Lohan's freckles on July 4th [Hollywood Tuna]
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are at the Beach (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
More of Ashley Tisdale at the beach [Egotastic]
Victoria Beckham is a control freak [ASL]
Denise Richards hangs with Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend [Just Jared]
More of Hilary Duff at the beach [Popoholic]
Die Hard music video [College Humor]
Candice Michelle WWE shoot [Horny Oyster]
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan party together [ICYDK]

Hilary Duff usually doesn't dress like an idiot, so I'm not sure why she and her sister decided it would be a good idea to go the beach dressed like wives from Goodfellas. But other than those ridiculous sunglasses and earrings, Hilary is looking pretty doable lately. Haylie looks happy too. Maybe Geppetto is finally going to turn her into a real boy.


Note: Brody Jenner has his own name tattooed on himself which is one of the reasons why he's a douchebag.

Lindsay Lohan is already displaying her powerful lack of judgment, as sources say she has befriended Dori Cooperman (this fugly woman), a disgraced New York socialite who was arrested on forgery and larceny charges in April for swiping a neighbor's $4,300 check and depositing it. Cooperman entered Promises in early June for help with prescription pills and alcohol, but she extended her stay just to be around Lohan. Page Six reports:

Cooperman was close to the starlet's side at all times, and one friend said, "She loves the attention."..."Dori will be just thrilled to see her face in Us Weekly," sniped one partygoer. "Lindsay's been warned about her. Right now, she's being really nice and friendly to everybody, but everyone knows what Dori's agenda is."

Lindsay is a black hole of insecurity and need, so it's no surprise that this nobody is now Lindsay's new BFF just because she spent a month kissing Lindsay's ass. Lindsay could watch you behead a family of immigrants, and as long as you said she looked hot in Mean Girls, she'd ask you if you had a pen so she could write down directions to her party.

Lindsay partying yesterday:


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I'm sure God has made better things than Victoria's Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, but no one has really convinced me yet. Some so-called experts throw around things like "air" or "the sun," but you think air could wear a tiny bikini like this? You can't even see air. Quite frankly, I think air might be taking itself a little too seriously.

More pictures have surfaced of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Mexican vacation, and this time they show the couple having sex in a hot tub, in public. Many people are speculating that fame whore Minnillo leaked the photos in her never-ending quest to become famous.

I think Nick Lachey's gal pal Vanessa Minnillo is finally figuring out how this fame thing works. For the second time this month she's caught (wink, wink) in racy photos...This is how careers are made these days. Her peeps probably rented the room based on the capability of your cameraman getting the perfect angle. She's the one who probably called to tip you off on their whereabouts right from her own cell phone...Earlier this month, racy photos of Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives miraculously popped up, a year after they were shot."

Vanessa Minnillo is pretty desperate, but Nick Lachey seemed a little nonchalant last week for a guy threatening to sue everyone when he said "It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker." Technically, he's right because Minnillo is Filipino, not Mexican. Filipino hookers may be better, I don't know. I've never really seen one up close. Well, except for the blonde one with the dragons painted on her nails at my brother's bachelor party. And that was more like a dare.


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Ending weeks of speculation, E! News has confirmed what anyone with eyes has already figured out:

E! News confirmed Tuesday that the five-time Grammy winner and hubby Jordan Bratman are expecting their first child together. This will be baby number one for both. There was no immediate comment from a publicist for the couple."

Pregnancy is a big risk, but Christina really needs to cross her fingers. This baby could come out with silky blonde hair and the voice of an angel or it could look like daddy and jump on the tire swing. She should've done the smart thing and had a baby with me. I make pretty babies. Or so the judge tells me.

Nicole Richie's rep won't comment, but TMZ was able to confirm today that Nicole Richie is pregnant.

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail."

Good God, I hope this kid doesn't end up looking like either of these trolls. Nicole Richie always looks like she just smelled a fart, and Joel Madden always looks like he needs to fart. Together, they're just disgusting. Chances of this baby having scales and a spiked tail: 200%.

Megan Fox ruins a see through moment [Hollywood Tuna]
Jessica Simpson looking more manly every day [Hollywood Rag]
Vanessa Minnillo is not a Mexican hooker [Dlisted]
Remember when Sean Penn and Madonna were married? [City Rag]
More of Paris Hilton and her flabby butt [Egotastic]
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Johnny Knoxville files for divorce [Just Jared]
Isaiah Washington won't shut the fuck up [Popsugar]
Sarah Michelle Gellar returns [Popoholic]
Leeann Tweeden in Stuff magazine [Horny Oyster]
Avril Lavigne accused of ripping off songs [ASL]
LOST: Dramatic Chipmunk [College Humor]
Danielle Lloyd peeking at boobs (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Absolutely No More Than Meets the Eye (Transformers) [Pajiba]

Being the prissy little diva that he is, Elton John caused a scene at the Concert For Diana when security forced him to walk 50 yards (gasp!) to his dressing room and after party at the old Wembley Arena. The drama started when the road Elton's car was on was sealed off in anticipation of Prince William and Prince Harry's arrival. This is London reports:

[Elton's] driver then said, "I have an important artist in the back who needs to get to his dressing room". The policeman said, 'I don't care who's in the car, you cannot drive down this road right now". At that point, Elton wound down the window and screamed at him..."Get out of my fucking way! Don't you know who I am? I've been working all fucking day and I need to get to my fucking dressing room!"..."The policeman calmly said to him, 'Sorry but you are not going in this road. You have to get out and walk from here or take a drive around the block. We're waiting for the princes, who are coming through here any minute'..."The driver started to move and at that point, the policeman stood in front of the car gesturing to put his hands on the bonnet. The policeman was saying to the driver, 'Stop there or you'll be arrested'."

It's times like these when that police officer is thankful for his intense training. You just never know when a hair-plugged 60 year old midget in tails and rhinestones might throw a hissy fit. When he stomps his feet and puts his hand on his hips or starts those doggy-paddle slaps, a cop really needs his razor sharp senses.

Some photos from the Concert For Diana:

In response to gay-rights activists who plan to boycott the remake of openly gay director John Waters' 1988 cult classic Hairspray because John Travolta is a Scientologist, Travolta claims that there is nothing gay about the movie. Kevin Naff, managing editor of the Washington Blade and leader of the boycott says:

Travolta, a prominent Scientologist, has no business reprising an iconic gay role, given his [religion's] stance on gay issues."

Travolta, whose role in the upcoming film was originally played by drag queen and gay icon, Divine, says:

There is nothing gay in this movie. I'm not playing a gay man...Scientology is not homophobic in any way. In fact it's one of the more tolerant faiths. Anyone's accepted."

Self-serving quotes aside, Scientology hates all gays. All gays except millionaire gays, like John Travolta, who has been barricaded in the closet so long now it's the stuff of Hollywood legend. You could have a son and raise him as a girl on a deserted island and he would still be able to describe a vagina better that John Travolta.

Hairspray stuff:


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There's really no good reason why Scarlett Johansson is wearing a nose ring. I mean, she's not a lesbian tattoo artist or a mystical voodoo doctor, so I guess she thinks it's cool. That might be true if she wasn't dressed like a youth counselor at summer camp. Her attempt at hardcore may impress some fat kids learning to canoe, but not so much while she's walking down the street. But whatever, she has huge boobs. She could have a dinosaur bone through her nose and still I'd hit it like Dale Earnhardt.

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 21st birthday yesterday at a small beach party in Malibu. She invited almost every bad influence who ever had anything to do with her landing in rehab, and she wore a bikini and took pictures all day. The Daily Mall reports:

The bikini clad Mean Girls star celebrated the occasion with friends, family and sometime squeeze Calum Best. Lohan, who kept in casual in a tiny nautical themed ensemble complete with towering wedges, tried her hand at life on the other side of the lense, snapping photographs of her day. Best, who was caught up in a high profile, pre-rehab romance with Lohan earlier this year, mingled with her pals and smoked cigarettes at the alcohol free bash."

Congratulations to Lindsay for making it to 21, but even better news is that her arraignment hearing is scheduled for August 24th. Her arraignment where the judge will hear that Lindsay crashed her car and fled the scene with traces of cocaine and twice the legal amount of alcohol in her system. He'll also be shown pictures of her wearing these shoes, which I hear are punishable by firing squad.


Photo credit: Linds-Lo.com

Serena Williams managed a dramatic win yesterday at Wimbledon after rain and leg cramp delays. When asked to comment Serena said, "Grr! Leg cramp make Serena mad!!"


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