This sounds like a disaster just waiting to happen!

There's some crazy report out there that Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan have "discussed making a record together, possibly at a pre-arranged studio, while they’re away on holiday," according to a source.

Combined they still have zero talent.

We imagine that if the girls could actually manage to record an album, it would be totally unlistenable.

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Perhaps hoping for another stab at her old job, Aubrey O'Day expressed enthusiasm for a hypothetical Danity Kane reunion saying, "I have so much respect for that situation, if there was ever interest in me coming back … and making music with the girls, I would never say no to something like that."

Too bad there is NO interest in having you back, sweetie!

As far as the next season of Making the Band 4, Aubrey reminds us all that "Well, I was fired and we all saw that. I'm not sure about the other girls — who was invited back or what they were asked to do — but I obviously wouldn't be invited back if I was fired."

But despite being given the pink slip and now working on a solo career, Auberella refrains from badmouthing the group, saying, "Danity Kane was a wonderful group, and like all things, nothing is forever. We had a great run and we were very successful."

Well played, Skanky!

And if there's no Danity Kane on the horizon, there's always a reunion with Playboy, we're sure.

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And here we thought that people who care about 50 Cent's career had gone the way of unicorns!

Or maybe the rapper's imagination has gotten ahead of him, because he is now announcing that he won't release his new album, Before I Self Destruct, until after Eminem drops his tentatively titled Relapse.

That's nice, we guess?

Actually, we bet the album is as imaginary as his fans.

One big problem, though. Or maybe it's a blessing? Eminem's Relapse STILL has no release date!

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The legendary Cher has no love for Octo-Mom. But then again, you'd be hard press to find any one who does!

She slams the mother of 14 in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight.

"I'm so negative against her. She just shouldn't have any of those children as far as I'm concerned. I know that's going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don't know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don't think she's doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. It's like, 'hello come down to planet earth with the rest of us,'" said Cher to ET.

Thanks for letting it all out, diva!

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Yup, it's really happening!

Number One Dad Kevin Federline is developing a clothing line for children.

Some idiot named Gerard Guez thinks that this is a good idea. The Britney crazies are contagious!

K-Fed went to Vegas to check out the Project trade show. He'd never go to Vegas just to booze it up and gamble. This is Daddy of the Year, y'all!

He was probably drunk when he said, "It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans" because no one in their right mind would pay more than clearance sale prices for a pair of Fed-Ex.

No other details were given.

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NBC is looking to bring a U.S. adaptation of But I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! to our shores.

Previously, ABC attempted a U.S. version of the program, which is a hit across the pond. The show, however, was plagued with lawsuits filed on behalf of CBS, which accused ABC of copyright infringement upon its own Survivor.

NBC is hoping for a summer launch with an unconventional weekday schedule.

President of NBC alternative, British Paul Telegdy, will be overseeing the adaptation, which is good news since he was behind Dancing with the Stars, which also borrowed from an established British program.

Although, as with DWTS, I'm Actually a Z-List! seems like a more appropriate titled.

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It looks like Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's eldest boy, Kingston was having a grand ole' time at an LA park on Tuesday.

Fun in the sun with mom and dad the nanny!

Little Kingston was swinging so fiercely that his shades got a little knocked out of place.

There are days we wish we could go back to our childhood fun, carefree days in the park!

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Fishy Phelps took one toke too many for Kelloggs!

Even with the cancelling of Phelps' contract, Bong-Gate managed to drag the cereal hierarchs' reputation down from 9th place all the way to 83rd place, according to company reputation index Vanno.

Bong-Gate is having a more lasting effect on Kellogg's reputation than all that peanut butter dramz!!!

How is that even possible??

Fishy getting a little stoney baloney vs. people dying from peanut butter??

Which do U think is the lesser of two evils???

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Oprah Winfrey will have Jennifer Hudson on her show this week!

The big O will have her fellow Chicagoan, Hudson, performing this Friday. So set your TiVos!

Hudson will be singing her new single, If This Isn't Love.

We're not sure if there will be an interview as well. If there is, it would be Hudson's first sit-down since the horrific murder of her mother, brother and nephew in October.

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