Bragging excessively about your school’s academic prestige, yet grossly underutilizing it. TFM.

“I’m not above doing that.” TFM.

Wearing the same outfit as the police officer who is cuffing you. TFM.

Molding the pledges into upstanding gentlemen, then corrupting them once they’re initiated. TFM.

Being a terrible example for why kids should stay in school. TFM.

Stunt Double Pledge has to perform dangerous stunts that you actually have no intention of attempting. TFM.

Doing something that could possibly end badly for yourself just to spite the risk manager who told you not to. TFM.

Your neighbors’ horrified reactions to you passed out on the front lawn being a sad reminder of how far away you are from the frat house this summer. TFM.

Proclaiming that “a good time was had by all” after clearly being the only one to enjoy it. TFM.

Making a pledge hold the door open for you, even though you’re coming from all the way across campus. TFM.