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New Federal Benefits to Be Extended to All Married Same-Sex Couples

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On Monday, the Justice Department will extend federal benefits to all legally married same-sex couples regardless of whether they are living in a state that recognizes the marriage or not. » 2/08/14 4:09pm 46 minutes ago

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NBC Edits Out IOC Anti-Discrimination Statement From Opening Ceremony

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Russia's anti-gay laws have been a major focus in the lead-up to the Olympic Winter Games in Sochi, and during his address at today's opening ceremony IOC president Thomas Bach made a strong statement against "any form of discrimination" and in favor of tolerance. Viewers worldwide heard the statement; NBC viewers in the … » 2/08/14 4:04pm 51 minutes ago

This Is Adorable. Cue the Happy Tears!

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Woman Buys Car Just to Ram It Into a Kroger (For the Second Time)

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For the second time in 15 years, June Ann Blocker has rammed a car through her local Kroger. This time, she purchased a new one — a four-door Lincoln— hours before she used it to plow through the front of the Elizabethtown, Kentucky store. Blocker's dispute appears to have to do with a long-standing vendetta against… » 2/08/14 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Cannon You Can Play With (NSWF Audio Track)

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Here's Justin Bieber free-styling about his penis in the most awkward way possible. This is possibly worse than the guys who stand outside my local pizza place and rap about the people walking by. Last week's rap about me: you got two cans of diet/don't know why you buy it. » 2/08/14 2:10pm Today 2:10pm

McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Drugs, Grenade Launcher

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Texas actor John R. Morales has been sentenced to 16 years in prison for possession of drugs, weapons, and generally not taking a bite out of crime. » 2/08/14 1:44pm Today 1:44pm

This Custom Jennifer Lawrence Doll Needs to Be Seen to Be Believed!

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If silver parachutes were real —and not just the replica I got with my DVD— one of them would be on its way to all of us right now with this amazing Katniss Everdeen doll inside. It wouldn't help any of us win The Hunger Games, but it would certainly make reenacting scenes from the movie (or fanfic—no judgment!) in… » 2/08/14 1:00pm Today 1:00pm

DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All

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There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that… » 2/08/14 12:15pm Today 12:15pm

Woody Allen Responds to Dylan Farrow's Sex Abuse Allegations

Woody Allen Responds to Dylan Farrow's Sex Abuse Allegations

Last Saturday, Dylan Farrow wrote an op-ed for the New York Times' blog detailing the (alleged) sexual abuse she experienced by Woody Allen. Farrow described what had happened to her in harrowing detail and also implored both those that worked with Allen as well as the general public not to ignore children whose lives have been affected by sexual abuse in the way that hers has been. » 2/08/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

Designer Brags About Fashions Worn at Philip Seymour Hoffman's Funeral

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This is fucking gro-o-o-o-o-ooossss! Both Valentino and the UGG corporation have been caught attempting to leverage Philip Seymour Hoffman's celebrity-heavy funeral for brand recognition. » 2/07/14 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Rebel Wilson and Anna Kendrick Have a Gross Way to Spice Up 'Cups'

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In today's Tweet Beat, Rebel Wilson taunts Anna Kendrick as they prepare for Pitch Perfect 2, Ed Sheeran revises Taylor Swift lyrics and Godfrey is still being cute about his girlfriend. » 2/07/14 7:40pm Yesterday 7:40pm

Selfie Loathing: Nicki Minaj Takes Off Her Wig

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Welcome back to Selfie Loathing! Every Friday we sit back and watch as Vanity Smurf stars turn their cameras on themselves.Celebrity Instagrams! This week: Nicki Minaj ditches her wig; Katy Perry meets a talented dog; Mindy Kaling hangs with Schmidt; and John Stamos is hotter than the hinges of hell. Enjoy. » 2/07/14 7:20pm Yesterday 7:20pm

Luluman To Make Men's Yoga Pants Because God Either Loves Or Hates You

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Lululemon, that store that gives you the opportunity to pay upwards of $90 to have strangers see your asscrack, is branching out into new asscrack demographics with vary different potentials for asscrack tragedy: men, and children. » 2/07/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Pissed Bride Sues Over Terrible Wedding Video With Applause Track

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Here's a nuptial scenario to give you nightmares: a Brooklyn bride is suing her wedding videographer, claiming he used a bunch of tacky special effects including an applause track. I guess not everyone wants to feel like a network sitcom star on her special day? » 2/07/14 6:40pm Yesterday 6:40pm

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Freaked Out By Rachel Fredrickson’s Biggest Loser Win? Read This.

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When my Biggest Loser exposé got over 5,000 views before 10AM on Wednesday morning, I knew something was up in BiggestLoserLand. » 2/07/14 6:20pm Yesterday 6:20pm

Generous Texas Man Pays Off Entire Elementary School's Lunch Debt

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In a stunning act of generosity, Kenny Thompson — a father from Houston, Texas — has paid off the outstanding lunch debts of all of the children at a local elementary school where he mentors and tutors students. He was inspired to step up after reading about the school in Salt Lake City, Utah that recently garnered… » 2/07/14 6:00pm Yesterday 6:00pm

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Deadspin Watch Russia's Greatest Sports Hero Get Wrecked By Team USA | Gawker A Field Guide to Straightsplaining | io9 Holy crap: Guys try to walk a tightrope between two hot air balloons | Lifehacker This Infographic Reveals the Secrets of the Happiest Couples | Kinja Popular Posts » 2/07/14 5:49pm Yesterday 5:49pm

Was TrappedAtMyDesk, the Tragic Brain Cancer Victim, Another Web Hoax?

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Regular denizens of these parts surely remember a recent installment of "Your Evening Cry" that we subtitled "A Life Told Through Twitter"—it was a subtle, lingering gut-punch of a video that chronicled (via a slideshow of her Twitter feed) a woman named Amanda's tragic battle with brain cancer. The story was compelling,… » 2/07/14 5:40pm Yesterday 5:40pm

My Mad Fat Diary Is the Best Teen Drama You've Probably Never Heard Of

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Unless you live in Great Britain or pride yourself on keeping up on foreign teen dramas like I do, chances are you've been sadly unaware of My Mad Fat Diary, the heartwarming and dark U.K. television series that's about to enter its second season on February 17. But there's good news! While it might be the case that… » 2/07/14 5:20pm Yesterday 5:20pm

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This is What You Need to Travel Like You Mean Business

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Show those three-ounce containers who's boss. Get this slick, good-looking toiletry bag for $10 off with the code WILLTRAVEL. » 2/03/14 6:24pm Monday 6:24pm