Not all actors are assholes! Charlie Sheen loves his fans. All dozen or so of them!

Check out the special attention Charlie gives this very friendly male fan while running errands in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Sheen even makes sure the photo came out okay before driving off. That's kinda sweet.

We always knew Denise Richards was the crazy bitch!

[Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of our pals at Celebrity Babylon.]

Here's something we never thought we'd see: both Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen behaving like adults!

The acrimonious exes were civil on Sunday when they went on a family outing with their daughters, Sam and Lola.

Sheen's new girlfriend, non-famous Brooke Mueller, even joined the clan!!!

What a happy bunch!

Charlie Sheen gets physical with some his new ho, Brooke Wolofsky, on Saturday night in LA at the Fifth Annual Butterfly Ball.

We're definitely not on Team Denise, but Charlie looks like such a slime ball!!!

Charlie Sheen looks almost as rough as Tara Reid on Sunday at the Cannes Film Festival.

Now that things seem to have cooled off between Denise Richards and Richie Sambora as well as Heather Locklear and David Spade, the attention is back on Charlie Sheen and his pervy / druggy ways.

Today, our pals at Page Six have a new report on Sheen, as told from a girl he had been dating in April in May.

Here are the HIGHlights!

- Charlie has resorted to meeting girls through Millionairematch.com

- "He's about as sick as they come," says the aspiring actress he dated.

- "He posed as a talent scout [and] left a message that was, like, 'Hi, this is Mr. Jonze, I'm interested in seeing more pictures of you.' When I called him back, after a few minutes of talking, he told me who he was.

"We dated for about a month. He's such a [bleep]ing perv. He would ask me to dress up, like, in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits. I don't think he's like a pedophile, but he's definitely into really young girls. You know like 18, 19. I don't doubt that everything his wife is saying now is true.

- "He was a big talker, and once I asked him if he was this open with all his girlfriends. He said that he was. He said, 'I like to get to know everyone, even pros.' He calls prostitutes pros...He would take Viagra every time before sex, which is kind of weird."

Nothing shocks us anymore, especially when it comes to Charlie Sheen.

Well, maybe if there was a video out there of him fisting himself. THAT might shock us!

The web they weave is even more tangled than we've known!

A little bird tells us that David Spade, pictured above with former flame Krista Allen (George Clooney's on-again/off-again girlfriend), is connected to this whole Richie Rich scandal in a much juicier way than we would have thought.

Spade is a notorious player, and in addition to Krista, Heather Locklear and Lara Flynn Boyle, the Showbiz Show star has also dated Donna Peele, who interestingly enough used to be married to Charlie Sheen.

That explains David's chilly reception towards Charlie recently.

Sheen was out to dinner last week with Matthew Perry the same night that Spade was at hot new eatery The Bridge, from the same owners as Koi.

David didn't go up to Sheen's table to say hi to Matthew until Charlie was in the bathroom doing blow blow-drying his hands.

Spade and Peele are still close friends, a source close to the situation tells us.

Melrose Place had nothing on this whole huge ongoing drama! We love it!!!!

Denise Richards just keeps digging her grave even further.

The one "aggrieved" wife of Charlie Sheen has pretty much eroded away all our sympathy for her, and now she is starting to seem like a true psycho bitch!

We can see your true colors shining through.

Just this week, Denise and her flacks attempted to smear Heather Locklear in the new issue of Us Weekly. Thankfully, it didn't work. We know people that know Locklear. She is most definitely not a villain in real-life, as Denise painted her out to be.

The real villain in all this is Richards.

Page Six is reporting that a vindictive Denise has banned Charlie's parents, Martin Sheen and Janet Sheen, from seeing their granddaughters, Lola and Sam.

"Denise has told Martin and Janet they cannot see the kids again," said a Sheen pal. "They are devastated. Both grandparents are devoted to those children. They didn't think they would be treated like this."

If Richards is so concerned about the well being of her two daughters, as she loves to remind us at every opportunity, then why is she being so cunty? Is allowing visitation from the grandfolks in the best interest of her kids? We think not!

Denise's publicist, while not denying Page Six's claims, simply stated, "Denise would love for her daughters to have a relationship with Charlie's parents."

Then make it happen. Dumb bitch!

Alleged wife-beater Charlie Sheen scares the kiddies at the launch party for his new children's fashion line in LA. What parent would let their kids near Charlie??? So wrong.

As if Denise Richards' shocking allegations against Charlie Sheen weren't bad enough, Richards is apparently so fearful for her safety that she has hired security guards to protect her from Sheen, reports Extra.

Richards obtained a Temporary Restraining Order in Los Angeles County Superior Court Friday against Sheen.

Meanwhile, Charlie tells Us Weekly exclusively:

"This is a most obvious immature and transparent smear campaign designed to hurt, embarrass and ultimately extort me. I deeply regret her response to my request for the court to decided what's best for our children has taken the form of baseless allegations that I deny. For the sake of my children, I am electing not to reciprocate in kind."

Well, guess what Chucky??? It worked!

Congrats Denise. Hope you cash out big time in the divorce.

This comes as hardly a surprise, but Denise Richards' divorce to Charlie Sheen is crossing over to Hoff-nian territory.

Richards' lawyer went to court on Friday, alleging that hard-partying Charlie has threatened her and that his pornography and prostitution habits have put their children at risk, report our pals at Cops Online.

Sheen has denied most of Richards' claims.

Amongst Richards' allegations?

- Sheen pushed her
- Shoved her
- Threatened to kill her
- Made threats against her parents

Additionally, Denise claims that during their reconciliation last September, she discovered Sheen was visiting websites with "very young girls, who looked underage to me, with pigtails, braces, no pubic hair, performing oral sex with each other."

Sounds like Charlie Sheen to us!

Richards claims she fears for her life and has sought a restraining order against Sheen, who told her after she allegedly discovered the websites, "I hope you fucking die, bitch."

In addition to asking for the restraining order, Richards also asked that Sheen's visitation rights be suspended or monitored.

The judge granted Richard's petition. Sheen is ordered to stay 300 feet away from Richards and also required that Sheen's visitation with the children be monitored.

And, even more shocking, Richards also claims in her 17-page declaration that Sheen accessed other websites "involving gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults."

Charlie??? We had NO idea!

Only in Hollywood is stupidity so commonplace!

Charlie Sheen loves two things: his bitches and drugs. His two kids or his soon-to-be ex-wife, not so much. However, that's not gonna stop him from capitalizing on his role as a "daddy".

Sheen and a business partner are launching a children's clothing line, called Sheen Kidz collection.

The clothes will be available at Kitson Kids next month.

The store will carry a selection from the 75-piece girls-only line and the prices will range from $20 to $80.

The actor was "inspired by his two daughters, two-year-old Sam, and baby Lola."

Who would buy shit from the Sheen collection? Britney Spears!