New new new!

Click here to check out Fergie's video for Glamorous

We love her as a chola.

Represent East L.A.!!!

Oh Ferg!

You can't drive a gokart????

The Black Eyed Peas songstress was one of the celebs competing at the 5th annual Cadillac Super Bowl grand prix on Saturday.

Unfortunately, Fergie had a vehicular "malfunction."

Her gokart spun out of control in one of the early laps, forcing her out of the race and placing her in the role of a cheerleader on the sidelines.

Note to self: never get in a car with Fergie....or Nicole Richie....or Lindsay Lohan!

Running into someone we like is always more pleasant than being near vile creatures like Rachel Zoe or Star Jones.

Thankfully for us, we met someone on Friday night at new Miami hotspot Mokai that we actually like (a lot) and who is very talented, Milo Ventimiglia.

And, not only is the Heroes hottie really nice, but he's also a Perezhilton.com reader! And that makes him so much hotter.

Milo was kickin' it with a crew of friends and his agents from CAA, who are having a party at the same venue on Saturday night.

Friday, though, Jeremy Piven and Kanye West held court, hosting a party for the film Smokin' Aces sponsored by Hennesey and Polaroid.

In typical Pivert fashion, Jeremy was smokin' a big fat cigar and chatting with several bimbos.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo made quite an entrance with their entourage of at least a dozen people. They all made a big scene and held hands like grade-schoolers as their group was escorted to their table.

Earlier in the evening, Kevin Federline made an even bigger and more poorly received entrance at the Maxim magazine party at the Sagamore, dubbed "Hotel de Maxim" for the evening.

The soon-to-be former Mr. Britney Spears sprinted down the red carpet and refused to talk to any reporters.

Being the media whore that he is, Perez chatted with just about everyone. The only person that worked it harder than the Queen of All Media was Brooke Hogan, and we all know that tranny is even more desperate than Perezelle.

The Maxim event was an interesting study in social interaction, watching the sports figures interact with the celebrities and the models and a porn star (Stormy Daniels) or two.

A solo Tom Brady - Giselle must have been busy - mingled with our fellow Cubanito, baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez. And, thankfully, Brady didn't hide his pretty little face from the photogs on Friday night.

Joe Simpson was there and his thoughts - he told us - were with long-time famili friend Lane Garrison.

The beleaguered Prison Break star's parents both passed away when he was younger and he was practically raised by the Simpson family.

"Lane will do the right thing," said Papa Joe. "He'll do the right thing by the family [of the deceased]."

On the bright side, Simpson told us that he and his family were thrilled with daughter Jessica's relationship with rocker John Mayer.

The Maxim party featured a musical performance by Fergie, who sang her hits London Bridge and Fergalicious.

It was a predominantly boy's crowd, with such random guests as Andy Roddick, Ryan Cabrera, Steve-O, Pauley Shore, Mickey Rourke, Taye Diggs, Chris Isaak, Craig Ferguson, Jeff Gordon, Snoop, Paul Oakenfold, Taye Diggs, John Salley, Spike Lee, Jerry Bruckheimer, Cal Ripkin Jr, Terrel Owens, Matt Leinert, Reggie Bush, Marlon Wayans, Kid Rock, Ludacris and Jamie Foxx.

"It's great being a star at a Maxim party...because I'm sleazy," David Spade joked to Perez, when he came over to introduce himself.

There's truth in humor, though!

The newly single funnyman was definitely enjoying the attention from the ladies.

Spade and the Gossip Gangstar spent a good time talking about our mutual love and respect of Denise Richards and laughing our asses off at her coochie lips.

Hee hee!

[Perez's tee courtesy of Worn Free and jacket courtesy of Levi's.]

Fergie asserted to reporters at a press conference in Miami on Thursday (pictured above) that she wasn't "with child" or engaged to Las Vegas hottie Josh Duhamel.

Says the Fergalicious singer: I've heard that I've been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I've never been either. Sorry to disappoint."

Fergie performs during the Pepsi Smash concert outside Dolphin Stadium in Miami on Thursday evening as part of the Super Bowl XLI festivites.

Dear Stacey,

Please lose the tiara!

Though you may think you're a princess or a member of the royal family, you are not.

You're a grown woman.

Also, it might be time to get ride of that damn eyebrow ring!

We are, however, totally feeling the ass.

Sit on our face!

xoxo

Anderson Cooper

What have they done with/to The Dutchesse???

Fergie has been named the new Photoshopped face of Candie's shoes.

Seems like they hired Mariah's retoucher!!!

Ever heard of the NRJ Music Awards?

Well, they're held in France. Cannes to be exact. And some of music's ultimate divas showed up, including Christina Aguilera, Fergie and Gwen Stefani.

Too bad the all seemed to phone it in, showing off pleasant yet uninspired looks.

At least Xtina brought the red back. We'd began to miss it!

Did we mention that last night was crazy? We heard that damn Gnarls Barkley song in our head every step of the way!

After being sexually assaulted by Janice Dickinson - we kinda liked it - we headed on over to Club Paris.

Paris Hilton held her Holiday party Monday night and it was bananas!

The entire Hilton family was there, and we got to meet Rick & Kathy for the first time, and they were just delightful.

Nicky was there with new boyfriend David Katzenberg. Brandon Davis was there with some hot chick named Rio. And, Brandon's brother, Jason Davis, kept going around telling everyone that he was getting engaged to Courtney Peldon.

Uhmmmm. Yeah. And Clay Aiken is getting engaged to Kelly Clarkson too!

A solo Fergie was roaming the house with her friends. It was a "girls' night out" she told us. But, the Black Eyed Pea is spending the holidays with her hunky boyfriend, Las Vegas actor Josh Duhamel, in the very cold states of North Dakota and Minnesota.

Nick Cannon was there with his girlfriend, Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian. And Jamie Kennedy was there with his music partner, Stu Stone.

Kennedy kept trying to get Kathy Hilton to play matchmaker with daughter Paris. It was pretty funny.

Also fluttering about Club Paris: Nick Stahl, Seth MacFarlane and Henry "E.T." Thomas.

Lindsay Lohan was not invited, but she was there in spirit as her BFF Pootie and some other Lohan frenemies were representin. Plus, Brandon Davis put on his now infamous Scott Storch-produced Firecrotch song.

We're trying to get our hands on a full-length copy of the tune. Maybe Santa will leave it in our stocking!

But we're not greedy. All we want for Christmas is peace in the Middle East and with the paparazzi. And that is close to happening. Something crazy happened last night with some photogs. But more on that in a little bit!

Queen Kathy rules the house.

Josh Duhamel likes one finger up the butt! So hot!!

We think we mentioned that the party got a little bit crazy! The cops had to come and kick most everyone out, except close friends and family....and little people!

This is too good!

Click here for a classic Fergie clip from 1991, post Kids, Inc. and pre Wild Orchid.

It's from this brazilliant video aimed at teens called "Poolside Fashion Party." It not only features Fergie in a bikini but also a cheesy rap too.

Klassik!!!

Even though she wasn't nominated for any Grammys, Fergie - with Jamie Foxx - celebrated the recently announced Grammy nominations on Thursday.

The Pea hosted and performed at a Grammy kick-off event in Las Vegas.

Maybe next year she'll get a nom!

Click here to check out what she has to say! It's about two minutes into the video.

Kevin Federline can be at your Christmas party this year for only $12,000, plus travel for four people.

Wait. Only $12,000???? That's like $11,999 more than he should get!

Is The Federjerk out of your price range?

Then you can get the Gastineau Girls for $2,500 or a member of MTV's Real World Denver cast for just $1,000.

If you have a little more cash, you can get Fergie for $50,000!!!

Surprisingly, Steve O charges a rather impressive $18,000 and Michelle Rodriguez goes for 15K.

They're probably not getting much work!

Click here for booking info and to find out the holiday rate of some other celebs, such as Vivica A. Fox, Dave Navarro, JoJo, the Laguna Beach kids, some Deal or No Deal models, Cindy Margolis, Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone, Ruben Studdard, MTV's Quddus and Sway, Tera Patrick and Ron Jeremy.

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