Comment Re:24/7, eh? (Score 1) 41
If it weren't for bestiality, ol' Kash would never get any sex...
The Greeting: "Howdy-doodly-do, how's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?"
On Purpose: "I am a toaster. It is my raison d'être. I toast, therefore I am."
On Justice: Kryten: "His memory circuits were quite badly damaged in the accident."Talkie Toaster: "That wasn't an accident! It was first-degree toastercide!"
The Persistent Offer: Kryten: "Didn't you hear what I just said?"Talkie Toaster: "Yes, but I thought you might have changed your mind in the meantime."
Parting Words: "Would you like a cheese and ham Breville?"
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter