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Movies Congrats to the Astros, the “Worst” Team to Ever Make the MLB Playoffs By Jim Vorel September 28, 2026 | 4:03pm
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Movies Trump Lashes Out at MAGA Die-Hard Who Just Now Realized How Unpopular He Is By Nathalie Baptiste September 28, 2026 | 11:45am
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Movies Spain’s New Folk Hero Is an 87-Year-Old Woman Who Keeps Fighting Her Eviction By Jim Vorel September 28, 2026 | 11:19am
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Pennsylvania’s Measles Outbreak Is Now the Single Worst of the Last 35 Years, and Still ClimbingBy Jim VorelSeptember 27, 2026 | 8:00am -
How Many Human Bodies Is the Acceptable Number to Find While Doing a Little Roadwork?By Jim VorelSeptember 26, 2026 | 8:00am -
One Piece of Flock Camera Data Put This Innocent Woman in Jail for 13 DaysBy Jim VorelSeptember 25, 2026 | 3:38pm -
Marjorie Taylor Greene Talks Trash About Cult She Helped CreateBy Nathalie BaptisteSeptember 25, 2026 | 1:43pm -
Has the USDA Considered Just Recalling ALL American Food?By Jim VorelSeptember 25, 2026 | 11:10am -
The White House Finally Relents on Allowing Press Pool Journalists AccessBy Nathalie BaptisteSeptember 24, 2026 | 3:18pm -
Heineken Has ‘Innovated’ an Exciting New Way to Use AI to Destroy Beer as We Know ItBy Jim VorelSeptember 24, 2026 | 11:59am -
The MAGA Rats Want Off Donald Trump's Sinking ShipBy Jim VorelSeptember 24, 2026 | 8:00am -
Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Candidate For SuckersBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 23, 2026 | 4:10pm -
Ken Paxton Is an Absolute Coward, and James Talarico Should Make Sure People Know ItBy Jim VorelSeptember 23, 2026 | 2:30pm -
So Your College Isn’t Diverse Enough for Marketing Purposes? Just AI-Generate Some Black Students Into Existence!By Jim VorelSeptember 23, 2026 | 10:59am -
ESPN Is in the Business of ESPNBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 21, 2026 | 8:04am -
Republican in Trump +15 District Airs Anti-Trump AdBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 17, 2026 | 3:34pm -
Give It a Shot Documents the Long Quest for Real Male Birth ControlBy Jim VorelSeptember 17, 2026 | 8:00am -
So, We Should Get Updates on Elon Musk’s “Historically Accurate,” AI-Generated Odyssey Soon, Right?By Jim VorelSeptember 15, 2026 | 8:00am -
Even a MAGA Congressman’s Plane Crash Is Apparently a Democrat ConspiracyBy Jim VorelSeptember 14, 2026 | 8:30am -
In Tribute: Sports Books to Read That Are So Gloria SteinemBy Jessica QuiroliSeptember 14, 2026 | 8:00am -
Mourn the Canadian Booze Ban and Trade War with the Perky Toronto CocktailBy Jim VorelSeptember 13, 2026 | 8:00am -
The Reflecting Pool Renovation Has Somehow Become EVEN MORE BOTCHED?By Jim VorelSeptember 12, 2026 | 8:00am -
It Only Took 20 Years of Privacy Invasion to Get a Bottle of Water Through a TSA CheckpointBy Jim VorelSeptember 11, 2026 | 2:33pm -
The FCC Can Moan About "Equal Time" to Kimmel, But They Seem to Forget the Internet ExistsBy Jim VorelSeptember 11, 2026 | 10:47am -
Trump Is Freely Admitting That Even With $100 Oil, There's Zero Plan to End the Iran WarBy Jim VorelSeptember 10, 2026 | 4:32pm -
Example 1,000 of MAGA Not Understanding Satire: Starship Trooper Uniforms for the Space ForceBy Jim VorelSeptember 10, 2026 | 11:46am -
Does Vivek Ramaswamy Know How to Swing a Baseball Bat? A Splinter InvestigationBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 10, 2026 | 9:30am -
A Pointless Trade War Is One Thing, but I’ll Be Damned If They Take Our Canadian BoozeBy Jim VorelSeptember 9, 2026 | 3:17pm -
Missouri Is Now in Full-On Constitutional Crisis As Midterms LoomBy Jim VorelSeptember 9, 2026 | 11:14am -
‘Smart TV That Spies on You Even When It’s Off’ Is My #1 Christmas Gift ItemBy Jim VorelSeptember 8, 2026 | 4:21pm -
Florida Is Confronting Yet Another Surging Viral Threat: Dengue FeverBy Jim VorelSeptember 8, 2026 | 1:40pm -
What’s a Reporter to Do When Your Newspaper Uses Your Name on AI-Written ‘Reporting’?By Jim VorelSeptember 8, 2026 | 10:33am -
Don't Even Think of Voting by Mail in 2026By Jim VorelSeptember 7, 2026 | 11:26am -
Does College Football Have Any Rules?By Jacob WeindlingSeptember 6, 2026 | 5:24pm -
Toast a Legend with Dolly Parton’s Oddly Briny “Dirt Road Martini”By Jim VorelSeptember 6, 2026 | 8:30am -
Foolish Climbers Keep Putting Their Lives in the Hands of AI. Guess How That Turns Out.By Jim VorelSeptember 5, 2026 | 8:30am -
John Fetterman Has No Business Being a SenatorBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 4, 2026 | 2:54pm -
If RFK Jr. Is Looking for Someone to Blame for the COVID Vaccine, He Could Start with TrumpBy Jim VorelSeptember 4, 2026 | 1:51pm -
Hey Meta: If You Didn’t Put Spy Cameras in Your Smart Glasses, Maybe People Wouldn’t Use Them for Spying?By Jim VorelSeptember 4, 2026 | 11:05am -
For the First Time, Federal Prosecutors Charge One of Their Own ICE Agents with a FelonyBy Jim VorelSeptember 3, 2026 | 3:36pm -
Critically Endangered Species Can Come Back, If We Care Enough to TryBy Jim VorelSeptember 3, 2026 | 11:38am -
New York Will Find Out If Elementary Schoolers Can Still Learn Without Using AIBy Jim VorelSeptember 3, 2026 | 8:00am -
Thank God, ICE Is Promising to (for the nth Time) Get Body CamerasBy Jim VorelSeptember 2, 2026 | 1:23pm -
Flock Cameras and Data Centers Have Become Shockingly Bipartisan HatredsBy Jim VorelSeptember 2, 2026 | 10:58am -
Establishment Democrats Support Serious Supreme Court ReformBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 1, 2026 | 6:30pm -
Trump Chillingly Implies Transgender People Will “End” If GOP Prevails in Midterm ElectionsBy Jim VorelSeptember 1, 2026 | 4:02pm -
USPS Whistleblower Warns of “Catastrophic Failure” Coming in Post Office Mail Ballot ProcessingBy Jim VorelSeptember 1, 2026 | 12:30pm -
Yo “Broads”: Identity in Philly Sports and Naming the New WNBA TeamBy Jessica QuiroliSeptember 1, 2026 | 8:00am -
Does Trump Even Understand the Cursed Oil We're Seizing from Venezuela?By Jim VorelAugust 31, 2026 | 5:33pm -
Congrats to George Santos, the First Person in History Ever Permanently Banned from KalshiBy Jim VorelAugust 31, 2026 | 2:20pm -
Of COURSE Google Is So Pathetic That It Caved to Trump on “Lake America”By Jim VorelAugust 31, 2026 | 7:30am -
So Hey, the Government Didn’t Update Its Measles Data This Week?By Jim VorelAugust 30, 2026 | 9:43am -
Trump Loses His War to Make ZIRP Great AgainBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 30, 2026 | 9:00am -
It Only Took One Conservative Grifter Being Nabbed by ICE to Convince MAGA It Hates DeportationBy Jim VorelAugust 29, 2026 | 11:54am -
Don’t Have Permits to Run Your Data Center Generators? No Problem, Just Run Them AnywayBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 4:42pm -
The Lindsay Clancy Case Was Irresistible for Conspiracy-Addicted AmericaBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 3:00pm -
An Ingredient in Starbucks “Refreshers” Had Baristas Complaining of Choking and HivesBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 2:18pm -
Grand Jury Report Says DeSantis Administration Is Corrupt as Hell, but No One Will Face ChargesBy Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 5:36pm -
Minnesota Is Afraid Indicted (And Now Freed) ICE Agent Will Flee to MexicoBy Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 3:15pm -
Just How Many Brain Injuries Associated with One Roller Coaster Is an Acceptable Number?By Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 11:19am -
When Visiting Washington, D.C., Remember to Not Illegally Park Your GuillotineBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 5:36pm -
It Will Take a Fortune in Toilet Paper to Wipe Away Trump's Tariff ManipulationBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 3:02pm -
Against Trump and ICE, Mercy Is Only for People Who Generate HeadlinesBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 10:55am -
America's Annual Tradition of Self-Inflicted Brain-Damage Is Upon UsBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 26, 2026 | 8:30am -
We Have Our First U.S. Measles Deaths of 2026. How Many More Will Follow?By Jim VorelAugust 25, 2026 | 1:45pm -
No Amount of Heated Rivalry Could Defuse Trump’s Completely Pointless Canada Trade WarBy Jim VorelAugust 25, 2026 | 11:21am -
Just How Many Dan Sullivans Are There in Alaska Republican Politics?!?By Jim VorelAugust 24, 2026 | 2:52pm -
She’s Had a Green Card for 13 Years. ICE Didn’t Care and Detained Her AnywayBy Jim VorelAugust 24, 2026 | 11:01am -
Darth Vader Attends City Council Meeting to Praise Flock Cameras: “Surveil the Rebel Scum”By Jim VorelAugust 22, 2026 | 8:30am -
Trump Just Pissed Off All His MAGA Ranchers with a Flood of Cheap, Foreign BeefBy Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 5:21pm -
A Bunch of Race Cars, Going 180 MPH on D.C. City Streets Next to Historical Landmarks. What Could Go Wrong?By Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 3:24pm -
Bizarre Historical Conspiracy Theories Know no LanguageBy Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Next-Gen mRNA Vaccines Are Revolutionizing Medicine. Will MAGA/MAHA Choose to Be Left Behind?By Jim VorelAugust 20, 2026 | 3:28pm -
Ex-NBA Charlatans Are Lining Up to Dunk on Their Trans Straw ManBy Jim VorelAugust 20, 2026 | 9:49am -
This Lawsuit Has Everything, Including a “Cup of Urine” to the FaceBy Jim VorelAugust 19, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Democratic Socialist Gets Outraised 16-to-1, Wins Florida Senate Nomination AnywayBy Josh JacksonAugust 19, 2026 | 11:23am -
We’ve Reached the ‘ICE Is Imprisoning MLB Coaches’ Phase of Governance NowBy Jim VorelAugust 19, 2026 | 11:22am -
The Economic Vibes Are ShiftingBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 19, 2026 | 8:00am -
Ketel Marte and the Long History of MLB Players No-Showing Their GamesBy Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 4:42pm -
A ‘Killer Album’ Release Day Might Also Include a Spike in Car Accident DeathsBy Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 1:59pm -
I Suppose Any Text Message COULD Theoretically Be from Susie Wiles, Right?By Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 11:09am -
I Need--NEED--Someone to Finally Hit a Home Run Into Detroit’s “Free Pizza for All” HoleBy Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 5:33pm -
Even When ICE Nabs Your Wife, That’s No Reason to Actually Condemn Donald Trump, Right?By Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 3:20pm -
More than 200,000 Canadians Signed a Petition to Banish the U.S. Ambassador from the CountryBy Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 11:04am -
Trump Makes Big North Korean Policy Change via Whiny PostBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 17, 2026 | 9:21am -
Close Out Summer's Muggy Dog Days With a Revitalizing Frozen Cocktail: Once Over #2By Jim VorelAugust 16, 2026 | 9:30am -
Grok’s Latest Hijinks Include Saying Elon Musk Is a Pedophile and Calling for His AssassinationBy Jim VorelAugust 14, 2026 | 3:17pm -
DHS Spent Half a Billion Dollars (No Bid) on a Fleet of Jets That Now Sit Unused in HangarsBy Jim VorelAugust 14, 2026 | 11:52am -
The 2026 Chicago White Sox May Accomplish Something No MLB Team Has Ever Done BeforeBy Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 4:40pm -
Do You Have a Right to Drink While Standing in a Bar? Welcome to London’s Bizarre New Pub Debate.By Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 4:06pm -
According to Navy Families, USS Abraham Lincoln Sailors Are Trying to Jump ShipBy Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 11:01am -
The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 13, 2026 | 10:53am -
AI Apparently Thinks Bourbon Smells Like “an Outdoor Music Festival”By Jim VorelAugust 12, 2026 | 5:38pm -
The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 12, 2026 | 12:00pm -
No Amount of Pillows Could Cushion Mike Lindell’s Crash LandingBy Jim VorelAugust 12, 2026 | 10:47am -
AI Is Not Going to Do the Reading for YouBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 11, 2026 | 5:31pm -
Trump Administration Literally Used His Press Pool as Bait for Iranian Missiles on Air Force OneBy Jim VorelAugust 11, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Donald Trump Wants Your Child SickBy Jim VorelAugust 11, 2026 | 11:02am -
Amazon Is Building the Country’s Single Most Polluting Power Plant for a Texas Data CenterBy Jim VorelAugust 10, 2026 | 3:27pm -
The Battle for Legal Hemp Runs Through the White HouseBy Jim VorelAugust 10, 2026 | 12:51pm -
Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot CocktailBy Jim VorelAugust 9, 2026 | 9:00am -
The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate FellBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 8, 2026 | 12:50pm -
More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICEBy Jim VorelAugust 7, 2026 | 4:05pm -
A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with ItselfBy Jim VorelAugust 7, 2026 | 11:38am -
Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant ChildrenBy Jim VorelAugust 6, 2026 | 2:31pm -
Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will DoBy Jim VorelAugust 6, 2026 | 10:47am -
The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout GapBy Josh JacksonAugust 6, 2026 | 10:09am -
Thanks to Flock Cameras, “Drove Across State Lines” Is Now Justification for Police to Search Your CarBy Jim VorelAugust 5, 2026 | 2:56pm -
The U.S. House Battlegrounds in 2026: 61 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 5, 2026 | 2:22pm -
Michigan MAGA Got Confused, Voted for the Whitest-Sounding Person on the BallotBy Jim VorelAugust 5, 2026 | 11:10am -
Climate Change Wildfires Are Bad Enough. Do We Also Need Psychopaths Setting Wildfires?By Jim VorelAugust 4, 2026 | 5:27pm