ANNA NICOLE SMITH QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"I wanted more than a lawyer relationship, and then started kind of flirting with him and we kind of got it on." "I just kind of attacked him and that was it. I kissed him first. He was the shy one." "He was like, 'I can't, I can't,' because he always had to go by the books. … I knew I was in love the first time I kissed him."

- Anna Nicole Smith tells ET and The Insider (airing tonight) how her relationship with Howard K. Stern began.

PATRICK DEMPSEY ONCE ACCUSED OF ABUSE BY ELDERLY EX WIFE.

It looks like duh-rama used to follow Patrick Dempsey around big time! Before he landed his current wife Jillian, many people do not know that Dempsey was previously married to his one-time agent, Rocky Parker (pictured above) who was 26 years his senior (he was 21, she was 47 at the time ... and you all thought Demi Moore started this younger husband trend!). According to The National Enquirer, the couple was married for 5 years, but Parker filed for divorce after Dempsey told her he had met another woman. After that, a bitter divorce battle began that had Parker accusing Dempsey of drug use, mental abuse and physical abuse. In the divorce court papers, Parker claimed that Dempsey once broke her finger when he slammed a van door on it and also accused him of beating her up on the set of the 1987 movie "Can't Buy Me Love." She claimed Dempsey beat her up because "he said he wanted to see what it was like to beat up a woman!"

As everyone knows, divorces can be dirty, and The Enquirer also uncovered that Dempsey's ex-wife is actually a self admitted big, fat, liar. When The Enquirer contacted Dempsey's rep for a comment about her previous allegations, the reps responded by accused Dempsey's ex of falsifying court documents. After that, they supplied The Enquirer with a current statement from Parker admitting she lied saying, "In the heat of a divorce, sometimes people say things they normally wouldn't. I was advised to make these statements, but the statements of mental and physical abuse, as well as alcohol and drug use are false."

For more on this story, pick up this week's issue of The National Enquirer.

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: CELEBS WHO LOVE SHOVING THINGS IN THEIR MOUTHS!

Cover courtesy of The National Enquirer

FLAVOR FLAV TO BE A FATHER AGAIN. AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...

Add one more youngin' to Flavor Flav's crew. His rep confirmed that he's going to be the baby daddy of his 7th child. The baby mamma is not recent Flavor of Love 2 winner "Deelishis," and not Flavor of Love 1 winner "Hoopz," but a lucky lady that Flav got it on with between FOL1 & FOL2. She is someone Flav described on a radio show recently as "a shorty in Las Vegas." Flav's manager told PEOPLE, "Flav has confirmed this and Deelishis is aware that after things did not work with the season-one winner (Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander), Flav conceived a child with a woman he had been dating on and off." Can someone out there please tell me if he has 7 different mammas for each of his children? Flav says he doesn't plan on marrying this woman carrying his baby (surprise) because "he is too young to die" and adds that he and Deelishis are still together. What a lucky lady. By the amount of children the man has, it appears he may not be a fan of the prophylactics, which is a frightening thought in itself.
Source: PEOPLE

LAWYER ACCUSES ANNA NICOLE SMITH OF TRYING TO TRICK UP BABY DADDY WITH DARK HAIR DYE.

Okay, this sounds a bit crazy. Larry Birkhead's lawyer, Debra Opri, is accusing Anna Nicole Smith of trying to pull a fast one on her client and dying her 2 month old baby Dannielynne's hair darker in an effort to make the child look more like the spawn of Howard K. Stern and less that of Larry Birkhead. Birkhead saw a commercial for Anna Nicole's upcoming interview airing on Entertainment Tonight Thursday and alarms went off because he noticed that the child's hair looked dark, whereas Birkhead has "sandy blonde hair with frosted tips." GAG! His lawyer told the AP, "It's horrendous." "We are calling our experts right now to see if dyeing an infant's hair is any way toxic or harmful to a child."

Yeah, the kid's hair did seem blonde in the first photographs that came out, but dying the hair to look more like Stern seems a bit extreme to me. Saying that, I did have a friend once who was a hair stylist and "frosted the tips" of his baby's hair just for fun (and yes, I was completely and utterly horrified), so who knows. I can just picture Anna Nicole now saying with her sleepy, Texas drawl, "C'mon, Howarrrrd, all we have to do is make the hair brown and then Larry will realize it is not his daughterrrr. Go out and buy me a box of Clairol, NOW Howaaaard!" I know she is in mourning, but we still are talking about Anna Nicole Smith after all. Ugh! Just do the damn paternity test already, I'm over it!

Source: AP

DRESS UP SURI CRUISE FOR HALLOWEEN.

The People at Heavy.com have done it again. Last time they let you play around and dress up Mel Gibson and today, in celebration of Halloween, you get to dress up Suri Cruise in her very first Halloween costume (although I would have loved to see one for Sean Preston!). Have fun!
Click here for Suri Cruise Halloween dressup!

TUESDAY'S CELEBRITY DIRT: HALLOWEEN EDITION!

Boo! Here's your Halloween edition of Celebrity Dirt, compliments of The Jackson Blue Show!

DIRTY BLONDE: THE DIARIES OF COURTNEY LOVE HITS STORES TODAY.

"I feel ready for a brand new life now. I've scrubbed clean the mud and rags of 2000-01-02-03-04 & 05. Five years of hell. Everything runs in seven-year cycles. Well I'm definitely out of my darkness now." - Courtney Love

Happy Halloween, Spookies! I hope everyone is wearing a costume today and eating tons of candy. Speaking of candy, can someone tell me why they totally changed Dubble Bubble gum and it does not taste the same way it did when we were growing up?

Kevin Federline isn't the only person today with a Halloween release, Ms. Courtney Love's long awaited memoir Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love hits bookstores today. Whether you like her or not, Courtney Love has had a very interesting life to say the least. In addition to reading about her life with the late Kurt Cobain, there have been some crazy stories in the media about Courtney the past few years ... everything from her constant battle with drugs, losing custody of her daughter Frances Bean, to Courtney claiming a former boyfriend (who shall remain nameless *ehem*) was a very bad man and allegedly stole a shit load of money from her. Hopefully now that she is clean, Courtney will shed some "sober" light on what really went on during those dark years. One thing is for sure, I'm going to be stopping by the bookstore today and picking up a copy of Dirty Blonde. Oh and by the way, nice ass Courtney.

Composed of an astonishing and eclectic collection of deeply personal artifacts including personal letters, childhood records, poetry, diary entries, song lyrics, fanzines, show flyers, other original writings, and never-before-seen photographs, Dirty Blonde leads us through the unimaginable highs and the despairing lows of one of the most compelling and creative figures in the world of popular culture. Through these diaries we see Love’s accomplishments, her mistakes, her history, and her bright future in a whole new light. From her upbringing in Oregon through her years living in Japan, New Zealand, and London, from her career highs with Hole and as a Hollywood leading lady to her personal heartbreak and struggle, Dirty Blonde is Love laid bare—a wholly fascinating portrait of a fierce and insightful woman with an unblinking worldview and a determination to express herself no matter the cost.

NEW YORK'S FLAVOR OF LOVE REUNION APPEARANCE CAUSES NEAR RIOT AMONGST THE BITCHES.

If anyone missed the Flavor of Love Reunion special Sunday night on VH1, here is a clip of the best part of the evening. Of course, I'm talking about the appearance of the one and only New York and the melee that ensued shortly after she took the stage. It's hilarious how this woman can so easily get all up in these women's drawers and piss them the hell off. New York also revealed that her new show on VH1 will be called "I Love New York" and not "Flavorette" as previously reported. Oh New York, you gotta love her cuz she's "fabulousssss!" and honestly, Flavor of Love would not have been as good without her.

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT LANDS INTERVIEW WITH ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

Anna Nicole Smith will appear in her first television interview since the death of her son Daniel, starting this Thursday, Nov. 2nd on Entertainment Tonight. Knowing ET, they will stretch this damn thing throughout the entire November sweeps and yes, I am totally intrigued. This is also terribly ironic since ET is the show that also heavily featured interviews with Larry Birkhead proclaiming he is Anna Nicole's new baby daddy. Reporter Mark Steines (pictured above with Anna Nicole, Howard K. Stern, baby Dannielynn Hope and 2 ET producers) interviewed Anna Nicole and posted the following on his blog:

I just flew back from the Bahamas, where I sat down for an exclusive interview with Anna Nicole Smith. I was the only reporter allowed inside her Bahamian compound for what would be one of the most in-depth interviews she's ever done and the only interview she has given since the death of her son and the birth of her daughter. Anna Nicole was finally ready to talk about these events, and she only wanted to talk to Entertainment Tonight.Driving through the gates of Anna's home in Nassau with executive producer LINDA BELL BLUE, I noticed there are absolutely no signs of life on the outside. I would come to learn that the fear of constant paparazzi keeps Anna and her support team locked up, blinds drawn, and constantly aware that prying eyes are trying to snap photos. There is a pool no one uses, gardens no one visits and terraces no one stands on to take in the very warm night air. Anna and her baby live pretty much like prisoners inside this home, and we were actually some pretty welcome guests.From the moment I saw her enter the room, I knew this was not the Anna Nicole I had interviewed before. She seemed calmer, sadder, a bit of a broken bird, yet she looked quite beautiful. She introduced me to her daughter DANNIELYNN and the man she calls her husband, HOWARD K. STERN. She was a very gracious host in the midst of some pretty dramatic times.The interview is a veritable rollercoaster of emotions. She giggles like a schoolgirl when she talks about the first time she realized she was in love with Howard. She beams like a mother when she holds little Dannielynn and says, "Can you say mommy?"But it is when she utters the name of her son, DANIEL, that Anna Nicole is no longer able to compose herself. She crumbles like a house of cards, tears pouring out of her eyes, her body shaking from the sobbing. This is not just a controversial, misunderstood woman, this is a mother who has lost a child.I have done quite a few interviews over the years for ET and I have never seen the level of heartbreak I witnessed in the Bahamas. I think when you tune in to our exclusive interviews with Anna Nicole -- starting on Thursday, November 2nd -- you may walk away with a different opinion about this particular star. I know I did.

Photo/Source: Entertainment Tonight

DID NICOLE RICHIE COLLAPSE?

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Richie, who everyone thought was supposed to be in "rehab" to find out why she can't gain weight *snicker,* collapsed early Sunday morning at Hyde nightclub in Hollywood. Nicole, who must be in some type of "out patient" rehab program reportedly "passed out and fell to the floor." TMZ adds that when an employee of the club told Nicole's friends he was calling 911, her friends told him not to and said that they would take her to the hospital themselves. They then say Richie was carried out the club's backdoor. Cover up anyone? TMZ was unable to confirm that Richie made it to the hospital and also say that her rep denies she collapsed. Oh I am sure there is no scandal here!! I bet dear Nicole was just "tired" from all that work in rehab trying to figure out why she cannot gain weight. Yep.

Source: TMZ

REESE AND RYAN OFFICIALLY SEPARATE.

Oh no! Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have officially separated! I know the rumors about trouble in their marriage have been around for years, but it's still a sad thing. Their rep released the following statement to TMZ:

"We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Reese and Ryan have been married for seven years and have 2 children. Boohoo!

Source: TMZ

SKATING WITH CELEBRITIES STAR LLYOD EISLER SUSPENDED FROM COACHING.

It's no question that professional ice skater Lloyd Eisler is a pig after it was revealed he had an affair with his Skating With Celebrities partner Kristy Swanson and left his wife Marcia while she was 8 months pregnant. Now here's even more proof that the guy is scum and that his ex-wife is better off without him. Eisler has been suspended by Skate Canada from coaching ice-skating for one year after he allegedly sent inappropriate emails to a 15 year old skater he was coaching in the Spring and Summer of 2005. Although Skate Canada will not give details on the reason for Eisler's suspension, the Toronto Star reported that these emails were "sexually suggestive." As for that cheating pussy Eisler, he did not appeal the decision by skate Canada and has called the situation, "a situation I regret enormously and take very seriously." Adding, "I believe I have taken responsibility, and addressed any misunderstanding of my actions." Beyond that, Eisler won't talk about the suspension or emails citing "concern" over his family's privacy. Um, yeah. Eisler reportedly can still coach ice skating in the United States and unfortunately, he is currently coaching in California. The only thing that I enjoy out of this story is the fact that skank husband stealing Kristy Swanson, who is now knocked up with Eisler's baby, is undergoing the embarrassment that "Mr. Wonderful," was allegedly trying to get down with a 15 year old. Bah! Was the old chap worth stealing away from his family now Kristy???

Source: CTV.ca

"24" SEASON SIX EXTENDED TRAILER.

OUT. OF. CONTROL.
JANUARY 14, 2007.

DUMBASS OF THE WEEK: SHARON OSBOURNE.

Sorry Sharon!

Oh Sharon! I usually like her big ass mouth tons and damn, I just gave the lady props for deciding to remove that big rubber band around her tummy but this time, she's gone a bit toooo far. I just read on Popbytes that she was on Howard Stern's radio show and said all this nasty stuff about Madonna and the situation with her impending adoption of baby David. Before Sharon opens her mouth and flaps her gums with her opinion about the situation, she should be better informed and do a little research about all Madonna is doing to help the children where David is from. Dumbass!

What Sharon said to Stern:

"Please give me a break, it is like getting a louis vuitton handbag. It is a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can't read or write. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what i say. Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She bought a baby for god's sake."

LISTEN TO KEVIN FEDERLINE'S ENTIRE "PLAYING WITH FIRE" CD!

Here you go folks, it's your chance to check out Kevin Federline's entire cd "Playing With Fire." Will Kevin suck like everyone thinks or will he be surprisingly good? Judge for yourself!
Click here for Kevin Federline: Playing With Fire

IT'S FRIDAY, YOU'RE HERE AND I'M NOT!

Hello lovelies! It's one of those days again where I am away from the computer, so here are some trashy gossip links from some of TW's blogroll kids to keep you busy!

• Holy Moly! Darling Jake Gyllenhaal's nuts and chews are popping out all over the place!
• Sarah Michelle Geller is back, still awesome and getting all kinds of spooky on us!
• Nicole Richie checks into rehab (sniff) to see why (sniff) she can't gain any weight (sniff).
• Jessica & Ashlee Simpson are snug as a bug in a rug on the cover of the latest OK! Magazine.
• If this is really T.R. Knight's boyfriend, honaaay, I like your style!
• And I thought I was the only one who noticed Tyra Banks looked a bit "thick in the waste" lately.
• Tara Reid may have had ginormic geese egg areolas, but bitch still can't recognize a piece of paper.
• "She relied on drugs and drinks to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform." - Guess Who?
• If you live in Los Angeles and watch local news, this will make you laugh out loud.
• Eminem and Fiddy rock the World Series.

NAOMI CAMPBELL ALLEGEDLY SCRATCHES THE SHIT OUT OF HER THERAPIST.

Ugh! I am so over that stupid dumb bitch Naomi Campbell. I don't even feel like wasting a post on her today but since there is nothing else going on, you're going to have to suffer through the story just like I am. Not surprisingly, she was arrested again, this time on suspicion of assault. According to reports, the accusations come from a woman claiming to be Naomi's drug therapist. After the woman walked into the police station yesterday with "blood-red marks down her cheeks," and accused that psycho bitch supermodel of scratching her in the face, Naomi was picked up and taken into custody. Reports say she was held in a police jail cell for 12 hours before being questioned because she had to "sleep off jet lag." Are you kidding me? Throw some cold water on the bitch, wake her the hell up and question her ass! Jail ain't the freakin' Four Seasons! Sources say that Campbell "allegedly" (LOL) flew into a rage during a counseling session and that is when the attack happened against the therapist. After her arrest, Campbell's spokesperson had the nerve to say, "We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily." Instead of keeping that crazy loon locked up in a urine and feces soaked jail cell like she deserves, Campbell unfortunately was release on bail today, enabling her to now beat on more of "the little people."

For a laugh at Naomi's expense, check this out. I love Puppets!
Source: The Daily Mail

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: WILL NICOLE KIDMAN DIVORCE KEITH URBAN?

Ohhhh, there's pain all over the cover of this week's The National Enquirer! It looks like Keith Urban had been keeping some secrets from Nicole Kidman and now that he's entered rehab, everything is coming out and there is no place to hide. News reports have said Keith entered rehab for alcohol addiction, but The Enquirer is breaking that it wasn't just a problem with the drink, but a relapse with the white magic pixie dust too. Also in this week's issue, could Katie Holmes be keeping her own secret from Tom Cruise before their wedding? The Enquirer claims she collapsed... could it be something more? Plus, the latest on Farrah Fawcett's battle with cancer, it's all so sad, let's send her good energy and hope her treatments work. And lastly, it appears The Enquirer lays out our former First Lady Hillary Clinton's experiences with plastic surgery with "shocking" before and after photos. Well, we all know Chelsea reportedly had her share, so, like mother like daughter I guess. Jeez Louise, is there anyone famous left that hasn't gone under the knife?

WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY DIRT REPORT!

Here's your fix for Wednesday! In the grand spirit of Halloween, make sure to go to the Jackson Blue Show website to cast your vote for which celebrity you would most like to see "axed down in a horror flick blood fest." Scaaaary!

ISAIAH WASHINGTON TRIES TO SAVE FACE.

Last week, The National Enquirer blew the lid off of Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington, after he referred to his gay co-star T.R. Knight as a "faggot" during an argument with Patrick Dempsey. After much criticism for his nasty words, Isaiah has released the following public apology to PEOPLE :

“I sincerely regret my actions and the unfortunate use of words during the recent incident on-set.” “Both are beneath my own personal standards. … I have nothing but respect for my coworkers … and have apologized personally to everyone involved.”

I commend him for releasing a statement, but honestly, it's not like he had any other choice. I enjoyed his character on Grey's Anatomy, but unfortunately, part of that will now be tainted. As much as ignorant racist slurs are unacceptable talk from anyone, so equally are homophobic ones. The thing is, dude wasn't even drunk ala Mel Gibson when he said that shit (and people didn't even cut Mel a break). How can you even try to make an excuse?
The National Enquirer